What he said *was* gracious

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

good lord, that loser is still at it?

ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old

*Talking to a Wired reporter who is writing down what I say* I am the proud owner of a Cybertruck, it has an AI in it that I talk to for therapy, I am now divorced and yes it's because of the truck

It is October 2025, the assault on what is left of American democracy is escalating, and one of the New York Times’ most influential formats insists on presenting one of the Trumpist regime’s leaders as a devout “small government” conservative with a great work ethic.

Caroline Sackler is based on Mary Musgrove. You cannot change my mind

So Isaac Chotiner *loves* the Regina George “so you agree, you think you’re really pretty” scene, right? Right? He’s gotta

This shamed me and I deserved it

If a working journalist cannot say that something true happened solely because it reflects badly on the subject, their publication has no interest in truth.

If I were editing a column about Charlie Kirk’s political genius, I would tell the writer he needed to quote Kirk’s actual political beliefs. If the writer responded that doing so would weaken or distract from his argument, it’d be a pretty good sign that the column was not ready for prime time.

We simply cannot live in a country where the death of hate mongers is a tragedy and the death of everyone else only warrants a shrug.

I'm not going to be scolded for failing to mourn the shooting death of a man who demanded shootings be an acceptable part of American life. I'm not going to feel bad for being desensitized to the gun violence he demanded we become desensitized to.

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

The truth of the matter is that if anyone but Charlie Kirk had been killed at today’s shooting, then Charlie Kirk would be out there right now using the shooting as pretext to deliver arguments designed to make sure that the next shooting would happen, and the next one, and the next, and the next.

Out of respect for Charlie Kirk’s belief in the second amendment and skepticism about the utility of empathy I will not be mourning in accordance with his wishes

one of the great conservative moves over the past decade has been to make themselves so unpleasant that their own family members are forced to cut them off, and then use that fact to argue that *liberals* are too uncivil

"Focus on the Family" try focusing on being dead you dead bitch

And? The youngest Boomers are in their early 60s

Lionel Shriver 🫤 I haven’t read anything she’s published in the last decade, but I can’t deny that she wrote some bangers and that We Need To Talk About Kevin is exquisite

She looks like that MITM episode where Malcolm cries after getting hardcore rejected by his childhood friend while they’re all stuck in the traffic jam and wipes his eyes with poison ivy

Here again with the reminder that retirement is not a life stage everybody gets to as long as they live long enough. If you don’t have the money to support yourself with no job after 65 or whatever age, you gotta have a job

RIP Harriet Wheelwright, you were fictional and would have hated Behind the Candelabra

What is with this weirdly patronizing social media language directed at women? I am not “in my soft girl era” I am a bitch.

My mom is the biggest Hulk Hogan hater of us all.

She just chimed in.

hell? yea, brother

Bonnie Raitt kicks ass

Are you thinking of chiropractors? Chiropractors are quacks who can all go to hell. DOs are a different thing