Cucumbersome

Is getting followed to the bathroom for someone to wordlessly hand me their phone number gender affirming care? 🤢

You don't need a gang to do gang vocals 🫩 I'm so tired

I forgot this existed because life. And also cause I'm terrible at social media

I know I don't have any followers but I need your help to determine who the strongest is

Real

You ever think how much easier life would be if you were just a scumbag? Like I am at work when I could be scamming some crypto dumbass

I saw The Riff live. I'm so much more emo than everyone else

When are we going to acknowledge that it's a rhetorical device to derail the conversation and not something they actually ever cared about?

Weren't his friends calling for mass deportation?

This is the energy I'm bringing into the next century

That's it huh? Just a straight up Heil from Elon on national broadcast?

I think I was in a fugue state yesterday. Because I vaguely remember buying a stylophone but I definitely don't remember recording this #musicprodigy #sendhelp 🥴

Friday night was a blast! Huge thank you to everyone who came out! I didn't get any clips or anything from it because I'm a hack and a fraud

I started playing some Radiohead and my cat got really interested. I couldn't be more proud of him ❤️

We're a new band and we don't post much but we'd love to connect with people ☺️

-Something about Facebook's updated policies-

That's right folxs. Missouri Republicans are pushing a bill that says it's discrimination to have gender neutral or unisex bathrooms etc. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Keep Fighting

I really do appreciate that my office has a wellness (crying) room

Nothing quite like your abuser contacting you out of nowhere to say they are healing from "the pain our relationship caused '''us'''"

I was so prepared for shit to go down over Thanksgiving and now I feel like I have a stockpile of things to say and nothing to do with it

Good morning 😊

Henry Kissinger is still dead, so that's cool at least.

I miss my cat. Look at him. He's perfect

Don't try to explain

Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?

I just leave this here.....

Oh my God Wicked was so gooooooooood 😭😭😭😭😭