Doctor Hawk

When a Doom "fan" says Doomguy blindly kills demons and doesn't have a moral compass:

The Nordic countries are the 40k Salamanders of the real world

Article about Law Twitter arriving at Bluesky. Again with the echo chamber stuff. If you want to discuss optimal marginal tax levels for billionaires, I'm all ears. If you want to discus whether or not Trans people should be allowed to exist, GTFO. I LOVE OVER ANALYZING THINGS. I do not like hate

*Nom*

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"I'm dead! I think I'm dead! Ohhhh, time's goin by really really really slow and my heart's beatin backwards!"

Adam after realising the Doom Slayer doesn't just kill demons and actually has a set moral compass:

The ultimate anti-exorcist defender

Rip and tear until it is done, and slay the divine tyrants.

Most of them will be fine, especially Charlie. Not sure about Alastor.

"The greatest act of rebellion and love is to press on, for those that have come before and those that will come after, press on."

ℹ️ TIP: For fuck's sake, don't kill yourself. There are people who care about you. Tell them if you're going through something.

You. Yes you. Stop scrolling. Listen to me for a second.

You're going to be okay. Tomorrow's another day and no matter what happens, the best thing you can do is keep on going.

The world is better because you're in it and don't let ANYONE tell you otherwise.

Personal message to my dear friends who I love very much

Ralsei is holding up an empty jack-o-lantern bucket up to the viewer. He is wearing an oversized witch robe and hat with cobweb patterns and accessories.

give him all your candy. NOW!!!! happy halloween :)
#ralsei #deltarune #art

Ralsei is standing on one tip-toed foot and stretching his limbs outwards, smiling brightly. The text above him says "repost if you like ralsei or want to be held"

yeah
#ralsei #deltarune

Oh, the photos and videos are two separate tabs? That's actually pretty smart

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #112,930, Doctor Hawk 🌹⚙️🌾 ‪@officialdoctorhawk.bsky.social‬, joined on Jun 9, 2023"

Not bad
Not bad at all

Hai :3

A news article with the title "Oil giant Shell posts highest-ever annual profit of $40 billion"

A quick calculation: 365.2422 days per year, multiplied by 2023 years, multiplied by 54000 dollars per day, equals 39.9 billion dollars

But it gets better! 2023's profits are down 30% from last year, where they pulled in 39.9 billion

Or, about $54,000 a day every day between Jan 1, 0000 and Dec 31, 2023.

And, oh look, they spent 10% of that profit on stock buybacks! What a productive use of that money!

Alright, I figured out how to do the math to the end of 2024.

Your money on the 31 December, 2024: $22.22 billion

Shell's earnings this year: $28.25 billion

In other words, confirmed.

Meow

Glasses moment

Thank you to @dawnvampyra.bsky.social for the new pfp!

Approaching the threshold for DMs‼️

Can't wait until we get DMs and GCs in Bluesky.

I wish I had that ability. Never picked it up.

Ah, okay. How?

Fair point. My problem with the other one is that it's often difficult to get it onto the plastic thing.

I wish we didn't. Bread ties are so much better.