Parody Kryten

My heavens sir! That’s one mighty impressive and detailed Red Dwarf compendium! I’ll study that in more detail right after I’ve slopped out the toilets on G Deck! I’m surprised our paths never crossed over on Twitter, I was tweeting all things Dwarf over there for 12 years!

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…And if those pen-pushers up at City Hall don't like it, well, they can park their overpaid, fat asses on this mid-digit and swivel - swivel ‘till they squeal like pigs on a honeymoon!! 🖕🏻 #RedDwarf

30.11.2024 20:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Jake Bullet, Cybernautic Detective, hard-living flat foot who gets the job done by cutting corners and bucking authority.

Jake Bullet, Cybernautic Detective! I like that! That sounds like the kind of hard-living flat foot who gets the job done by cutting corners and bucking authority!…. #RedDwarf #Kryten #ReturnOfTheMech

30.11.2024 20:20 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Red Dwarf’s resident 4000 Series mechanoid Kryten looking mildly perturbed. Probably spotted a smudge.

Oh spin my nipple-nuts and send me to Alaska! Another social media app steps forth to try and fill the virtual void left by Twitter in the wake of its sad demise at the hands of that trumped-up, multimillionaire oligarch with the face of a chronically depressed puffer fish! Any #RedDwarf fans here?

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