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Spouse: Wait, who is that?

Me: That’s Zhao Jing, when he was younger.

Spouse: Who is Zhao Jing again?

Me: The guy with the mustache.

Spouse: GASP! Bad Daddy! He was behind the whole thing!

And if nothing else the ants will show them any spots they missed with the cleaner

Of the sheets?? Of the CARPET???

OK I’m not even watching Top Form but the gifs are all over my various timelines and DO YOU WANT ANTS??? BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET ANTS!!! DO YOU WANT ANTS??? ON YOUR DICK???

Jadzia Dax and Kor hugging: "Curzon, my beloved old friend." "I'm Jadzia now." "Jadzia, my beloved old friend!"

It's also the day for my favorite meme!

If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.

Me: OK so I just need to look at this data and then pull out some reccos and next steps, what does the data say…

My Brain: Everybody do the WENIS!
The wenis is a DANCE!
Everybody is a GENIUS,
Who knows it in ADVANCE!

Me: That’s NOT HELPFUL

My Brain: Everybody do the WENIS!
The wenis is a DANCE…

Thank you! 💖

Actually looks more like me than a lot of picrews end up doing!

I’m just saying with JoAnn closing and Target caving to fascists the Michael’s Pride collection better be off the CHAIN this year

Oh hello

Happy birthday!!!

Just ripped a scratchy tag out of my shirt collar with my bare hands because it was bothering me and I didn’t want to get up so that’s how I’m doing

Still not over that

there are probably so many tumblr users out there who were obsessed with les amis de l'abc in 2013 and have never heard of Not Me (2021), and that makes me very very sad

I would like to see it

Kiddo was windmilling their arms around wildly so I told them they were gonna get kicked out of the mosh pit

They were delighted and are now going around the house telling various toys and also the dogs, “You’re kicked out of the mosh pit!”

Tell him we said hi

THE BRAIDS I love it

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Oh nooooo wishing you no more door slams

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I saw some Captive Prince fan art and was thinking about it taking place in Fantasy France. Then I thought “Frantasy,” and that’s what I’m calling it now

Still reading the Kushiel’s Dart books, which also take place in Frantasy

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Beautiful 🫂🫂I’m sorry friend

There’s an episode of Sex and the City where Samantha explains that her bf signing things “Best” is basically signing them “NOT LOVE,” and ever since then I sign with “Best” if I’m pissed. Otherwise it’s “Thanks” or “Best wishes”

I saw a bald eagle today!

I hope your week gets better 🫂

Me too apparently!

Yay phone back!

Aw man, remember wangxian_fan? I hope they’re doing good