Giraffeter

The John Mulaney “We’re not so different, you and I” bit only instead of a small child it’s college student Pran BadBuddy talking to his dad

“For example, you own a shop, and I have all these fucking markers”

Project Open Arms is the real deal - if you’re trans and considering fleeing to the pacific northwest from a red state, they have a lot of great resources.

Everyone at GMMTV gets a turn making them do it again

I think this could be the show where I finally retain the information of which one’s Aou and which one’s Boom

I explained that I only want to go to space if I can be the space fish and they got that

“It’s an enormous fish that swims through space, it’s in 5 seconds of 1 episode of Star Trek and I love it” is something a 9-year-old can get behind

Yesterday I was singing my little song about the space fish (It’s called “Nonstop Cool Vibes in Space”) and discovered I’ve never told my kid about the space fish

They were surprised I want to be the space fish bc it’s well known that I don’t want to go to space

Me too tbh

If you told me this was an episode of the show I just forgot I’d believe you

Hot damn I love a giant ugly brown sweater

1. Mouth
2. Thigh
3. Heat
4. Breath
5. Wrist

1. Black bear
2. Armadillo
3. Sea otter
4. Ball python
5. Penguin

Top 5 things in your house that you like

Fic tropes to write:

1. Fake dating/sex pollen/only 1 bed/any form of “what if we HAD to kiss, for REASONS”
2. OT3
3. Big friend group
4. Dubcon/noncon
5. Getting together/first kiss/first time together

Ways to unwind:
1. Read a book especially in the sunshine
2. TV
3. Crafty thing
4. Singing, I love to sing
5. Fancy cocktail/nice dinner/lil treat

Top 5 songs to listen to on a road trip

I tried to read it with my kid and it was a little too talky for them but I think in a couple more years they’re going to really love it!

4. Star Trek: The Next Generation, the first fanfic I ever read was TNG fic
5. Batman Forever, source of my Nicole Kidman-induced bisexual awakening

Put these together for a very accurate picture of exactly how old I am lol

1. The Last Unicorn (movie), which I watched recently and still SLAPS, they don’t make em like that anymore
2. The Little Mermaid, both this one & Last Unicorn were movies my parents had to make a rule I could only watch once a DAY
3. The Hero and the Crown, first book that ate my brain

I had a potted sword fern for a long time that I named Wen Kexing because it was the most Extra plant I’ve ever had, ALL the light ALL the water ALL the attention other plants we don’t know them

Gave him to a friend when I moved and he’s still living his best life

So true bestie

The Wheel of Time show wasn’t perfect but it did really capture Elayne’s insatiable desire to make a spectacle of herself in public

Born to be a theater kid, forced to be the Daughter-Heir of Andor

I knew you’d understand

1. Stargazer lily
2. Sword fern
3. Hyacinth
4. Pothos
5. Haworthia/zebra plant

1. Phone charger
2. Fancy little dish with cough drops in it
3. Lube
4. Alarm clock
5. Little glass lamp

1. Delice de bourgogne
2. Rogue Creamery oregonzola
3. Huntsman double gloucester with stilton
4. Ro-tel dip
5. Manchego of any kind but tbh I’m partial to the one you get in a giant triangle at Costco

Ooooo

1. Baguette with some nice triple cream Brie
2. Mixed nuts with potato chips mixed in
3. Ripe tomato with salt
4. Big bag of cherries
5. Veggies and dip, any veggies (except bell peppers) and any dip

Me too it’s one of my favorite books foods and movies

From ANY media, wow! OK hmm:

1. Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji from The Untamed
2. Sean and White from Not Me
3. Ruth and Idgie from Fried Green Tomatoes (book or movie)
4. Tom Paris & Harry Kim from Star Trek: Voyager
5. The two aunts in Practical Magic

Sandwich ingredients

Top 5 paintings (by other people)