Angela Valenti

Shit

There's a book you should read.

Pick one

The portion scooper things were a game changer for me. They bake better when the size is consistent and I don’t have the problem where they keep getting progressively bigger as I go.

A Tuxedo Cat sitting daintily on my notepad as I’m sitting down for class work. While cute, this makes it so I cannot take notes.

Again, Ginger? I have to take notes. Your fluffy behind is once again in my way.

The fluffy behind of a Tuxedo cat (Ginger) sitting on my damn notes so I can’t do my assignment.

There is a cat bed *right there*! You are looking at it. Get off my notes so I can do this damned assignment.

A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!

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We're proud to announce a new Riven LEGO® kit!

This limited-edition Moiety Dagger* set features over 100 bricks, custom assembly guide, & beautiful packaging!
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*For display purposes only - Not guaranteed to stabilize unstable Ages

Absolute goals. You are so inspiring to me on so many levels

Try “end early access”. That’s from Amazon’s website. Unless it’s not early access anymore

Say “Alexa. Rollback to previous version”. That’s what we did.

We reverted ours back. The AI version constantly made mistakes and couldn’t do things the basic one could.

I feel like I really needed this right now. Thank you so much.

If you don’t turn your life into a fantasy story, you become a part of someone else’s fantasy story.

- Terry Pratchett

Oasis Bordello Museum - Visit Wallace Idaho

I feel like yuu could do some cool batmanning in Wallace though. Lots of interesting history. www.wallaceid.fun/places/unite...

My dad called this “fried slice”

I loved the Adam Binder Books. I’ll need to pick up these others.

This thread is so beautiful and true. I wish more young gay people today understood the social history of just one generation before them.

You have a unique talent for getting songs stuck in my head.

My friend got shingles in her eye and developed a full neurological response that she is still dealing with years later. I’m 48, but I’m getting my shingles shot on the day I turn 50 if I can.

It Stays With You - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Liam is reading a fantasy novel he found called Dragon Days. As he reads, he can vividly imagine the events of the book playing out. There is an elder wizard with a mustache that appears to be fighting a fearsome dragon. In the distance, the wizard's apprentice who looks a little like Liam watches. The book does not have favorable reviews but Liam has found a lot to enjoy about it. He feels a deep connection with the wizard's apprentice. He's also interested in this dragon. Panel 2 Liam's mother tells him that the time for reading has ended. Fern: Liam, it's time for sleep. Liam: Okay. Panel 3 Liam has put away Dragon Days. He is in bed and wondering what will happen next in the story. He begins to consider the different possibilities and where they might lead. Panel 4 Liam closes his eyes. His mind drifts back the book. As he falls asleep watches the events play out in his head. He sees the wizard's apprentice wield a magical staff and stare down the dragon. He might not be reading the book but he is still in its world. This is one of the many things that Liam loves about books.

It Stays With You - Gator Days

tweet reading: GAME TRAILER: “Enter a world beyond belief...” ME: “Yes” GAME TRAILER: “An adventure like never before...” ME: “YES” GAME TRAILER: “Join your friends online” ME: “I’m out”

i stand by this statement every year

Oh it’s 80% off?!? Definitely get it.

My kid really dug it. He says “yes! You should totally get it”

Actually he *is* pretty tidy, but we just replaced the carpet so he’s doing a reset.

A darkened room with a glowing globe showing constellations, a plasma ball, and a lava lamp

My kid’s room is way cooler than mine.

I’m telling you, this man is trying to kill me with amazing food, and I’m just grateful to be here.

Picture of a young John Munch