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The Jewel of the Nile

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I know who I am, but you may not: Woo woo bitch author with a fat ass & a smile. Mother of Vampires. Queen of Sirius. Linktr.ee/KultofIsis www.beforedeathsaga.blogspot.com https://ko-fi.com/kultofisiskreations

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Watching it live was unmatched

05.03.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Electric Feel by MGMT on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 2007 Β· Duration 3:49

*dances like kid cudi on stage*

music.apple.com/us/album/ele...

05.03.2026 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6

They killed a bunch of little girls in school.

05.03.2026 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This sounds like an ad, but it's about murder.

05.03.2026 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1874    πŸ” 393    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 5
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Janet Jackson released "Alright" as the fourth single from 'Rhythm Nation 1814' 36 years ago on March 4, 1990

album.ink/JJacksonRN1814

05.03.2026 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 6

Mine, too. πŸ₯ΉπŸ’žπŸ«ΆπŸΎ

05.03.2026 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mother.

05.03.2026 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me to me: Shutting the fuck up is free.

Me responding to me: But how else am I supposed to work through my shit if I work through it by talking about my shit?

05.03.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I took pole dancing for fitness 10 years before I ever hit a pole professionally. The mental acuity and wherewithal it takes to do that job is far too stressful for me.

04.03.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cardi told that man β€œGood luck” and his shit been in SHAMBLES ever since.

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04.03.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I took pole dancing for fitness 10 years before I ever hit the pole professionally. I know how to do pole tricks.

The job of stripping is not dancing nor is it just cool pole tricks.

04.03.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah. Stripping is more than that unfortunately. I did it for 6 months. I know what it entails.

04.03.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweets about people asking Grok which president told the most lies.

Tweets about people asking Grok which president told the most lies.

Bahahaha. 😁😏

#DJT #DJ6T #FDJ6T #PantsOnFireDJ6T

04.03.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8825    πŸ” 2213    πŸ’¬ 252    πŸ“Œ 127
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The thing about me... I'll raise another man baby... we can start from here

04.03.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 417    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 18

Tell them the American people have their backs!

04.03.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup. It’s why I thought I could strip. Stripping is not dancing. Lol.

04.03.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Window

04.03.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sprayed her hair and under her chin. Lol

04.03.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, would we expect Oprah’s bestie to do anything different?

04.03.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gayle said β€œintegrity for thee, compensation for me”

04.03.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 299    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4

Lou Holtz was fired as head coach at Arkansas because he kept taping campaign ads for Jesse Helms.

He was too racist for Arkansas. In 1983.

04.03.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1722    πŸ” 440    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 22

How to win in November

04.03.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 10039    πŸ” 2787    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 36

when they didn’t win the superbowl, he was officially chopped. got too much extra shit happening to also be a loser. only winners can have court drama.

04.03.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ

04.03.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do yall keep expecting them to be anything except who they are?

04.03.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m screaming my ex used to hate getting caught in my cloud 🀣

04.03.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon skunk is standing in a field of flowers . Alt: a cartoon skunk is standing in a field of flowers .

Babe only hates it when my scent lingers, but I’m not nearby. Lol.

He’ll never admit it, though. Lmfaooooooo

04.03.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because soda is the adjective to the pop. Pop could be anything. Soda is more specific! ☝🏾😭🀣

04.03.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I am being 100% seriousβ€” this is exactly how I put on perfume before I leave the house every single day.

04.03.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you gone wear it…A WEAR IT

04.03.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0