give me the nobel peace prize or i too will bomb iran
28.02.2026 20:20 — 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0give me the nobel peace prize or i too will bomb iran
28.02.2026 20:20 — 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0so we're just gonna let a man named Klaus in american airspace
25.12.2025 01:47 — 👍 28 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0they have fun lol
01.12.2025 19:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0and for my nighttime sweet treat: 2 berry tums
23.11.2025 03:25 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0incredible how one small shart can create a lifetime of trauma
12.11.2025 21:16 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0must be the microplastics in my brain that are making me so snacky
07.11.2025 02:11 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0*taking a handful of candy from every trick-or-treater who comes to my door* tariffs
31.10.2025 09:00 — 👍 39 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
Sadaf brand dried sour cherry sheet in its packaging
tbh this does a better job than 90% of the sour candy i've tried
21.10.2025 17:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0don't insult me
21.10.2025 04:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why is every sour candy maker such a pussy
21.10.2025 03:06 — 👍 55 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0centuries and centuries of human development simply to end up exactly how we've always been
14.09.2025 04:23 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0that's when it's two words
04.09.2025 02:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the germans don't do bloopers, they do krauttakes
04.09.2025 02:27 — 👍 28 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0The Facebook people are here now (derogatory)
14.01.2025 15:11 — 👍 251 🔁 20 💬 17 📌 0it had nothing to do with the paid actors portraying a couple on tv
16.08.2025 17:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0a burger king commercial came on and in it were two older people wearing those paper crowns and without looking away from the screen my mom just goes "if you ever see me wearing a burger king crown i want you to shoot me on the spot. don't even let me explain."
16.08.2025 16:36 — 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i didn't fuck with them until much later but once you learn the patterns they're not bad!!
08.08.2025 23:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"too many people have main character syndrome" not me. i love being an npc. just idly standing around, watching the birds. oh you going on a quest? can you bring me back something
18.07.2025 05:20 — 👍 1697 🔁 587 💬 22 📌 19INDEED
16.07.2025 04:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
spider tour
you can tell by my camera speed i was unwell
feels bad
16.07.2025 03:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i am not everyone. i am dumber
16.07.2025 03:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i died shortly after this but i'm better now
16.07.2025 03:12 — 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
pale spiders scattered across a red ground
nightmares do come true
11.07.2025 00:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0hey did you know that if you knock down a wasp's nest it may be filled with spiders? did you know that? because i didn't know that. i didn't know that until it hit the ground and exploded on my bare feet
10.07.2025 23:49 — 👍 97 🔁 6 💬 13 📌 6left one of my knees unshaven so i could have something to pet
26.06.2025 23:51 — 👍 47 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1[the devil, as kristi noem's fingertips slip through his grasp]: some day, my love
18.06.2025 02:07 — 👍 93 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0
text from a friend: "you know the persian crispy rice / tahdig. my dad told siri to set a 45 minute timer for tahdig" followed by a photo of his smart watch that says "take a dick, 45 min"
01.06.2025 23:29 — 👍 29 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0did we really need to invent gogurt? is regular yogurt not already portable enough?
27.05.2025 14:47 — 👍 113 🔁 18 💬 18 📌 2would solve a lot of my problems tbh
01.06.2025 05:13 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0