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YouTube video by VeloVeloVelo TWO Unreleased Cervélos Spotted at the Tour de France

New vid up where I nearly ruin Jonas' new bike before he even rolls out the start area.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNFB...

Mine too, routine because he then gets a chew before bedtime, spaniel rules means food

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Drunk loads today

Meaco, really quiet

The cable street martyrs, see how they rise up rise up rise up high

. @sophiegreen.bsky.social’s
‘The Saddest Show on Earth' exhibition is incredibly powerful. Do see it if you can - show is running until 30th March & open daily 11am-7pm free entry at The Vaults, London

It’s superb & in support of Born Free Foundation Animals are NOT ‘commodities’
#SaddestShow

More bad news for exiled Reform UK MP Rupert Lowe. After a fallout with Farage and a run-in with Inspector Knacker, his £7.5m Cotswolds barn conversion plan has just been rejected again, this time by the planning inspectorate.

Online and in the latest Eye: www.private-eye.co.uk/hp-sauce

For the rest, including cartoons, Pseuds, Dumb Britain and all the other regulars, you’ll have to buy the magazine.

Sorry, it’s rough feeling that you give out care but don’t feel like you get the same back. Buddhists say you should send loving kindness out into the world regardless of any return, send loving kindness and compassion and hopefully like a mirror it will reflect back to you

I do not wish to disparage the Dutch in any way but aren’t you known for being straight talking and to the point? If so…be more Dutch

A photo of the front cover of issue 1645 of Private Eye magazine with the caption "On shelves now." The headline reads "RUSSIA DEMANDS TO KEEP CAPTURED TERRITORY" in bold white text on a red background. The cover features a photograph of Russian President Vladimir Putin sitting at a desk, speaking on the phone with a smirk. A speech bubble adds dialogue, with Putin saying, "Including the White House."

Russia demands to keep captured territory

The new Private Eye is out now

For what it’s worth I think your expectations are normal and appropriate, but I also think many people find it difficult speaking about MH issues, British standoffish culture can’t cope with an emotional response, disappointing but perhaps your wife could bring it up, say how you are feeling?

Wow! @sophiegreen.bsky.social’s
‘The Saddest Show on Earth' exhibition is absolutely incredible! It’s breathtaking!

Do visit between 18-30 March if you can & on 22nd & 30th you can actually meet Sophie herself!

In support of @BornFreeFDN Animals are NOT ‘commodities’
#SaddestShow

As Honest Bob Jenrick tours the country repeating far-right conspiracy talking points about “two-tier sentencing”, here is the letter his own government sent to the Sentencing Council last year approving the very Guidelines he now claims are evidence of “two-tier Keir”.

The man is a fraud.

Miserable because awards season is over?

Don’t fret! Find out who will be the Eye’s Turd of the Week from Wednesday, as IT’S PRIVATE EYE WEEK!

New issue in shops and with subscribers from tomorrow.

Final Call: Entries for the 2025 Paul Foot Award Close This Tuesday

Established in memory of Paul Foot, this award recognises outstanding investigative and campaigning journalism. The winner will receive £8,000 at a ceremony on 20th May 2025.

Find out more: www.private-eye.co.uk/paul-foot-aw...

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Hope it goes as well as it could

We’ve got frogspawn in the pond already ☺️

If it walks like a Nazi, talks like a Nazi, and salutes like a Nazi…

Keep the online pressure up, friends. And boycott Tesla.

Find out more about local protests at teslatakedown.com

Anna tweet to Ed Martin: Hi Ed, do you think it’s appropriate for an acting US attorney to spread false info accusing uncharged individuals of criminal acts? Do you think this public statement is consistent with DOJ norms and your ethical duties as a member of the bar? Looking forward to your response!

Just asking questions.

Saw these guys out on my walk this morning. Wonder where he got his kitty back pack as I want one.