Moist

Who up chunkin' they O's?

Explain to Daddy Bubble how bad thing

Help
I out pizza'd The Hut and now the CIA is trying to assassinate me!

Welp, I'm going to go drink water!

It's been a while since I've done that

Pain is temporary
Garlic bread is forever

today I'm going to teach you how to face your fears
now the first step to facing your fears is-
toaster pops
incoherent screaming

No, but I do have phones in my game

*blows up pancakes with mind*

Reposting this to help a friend and fave artist Elise Heider move abroad from the increasingly hostile Hungary!

x.com/EliseHeider/...
ko-fi.com/darbaras

Anything will help on her Ko-Fi c:

Issat for the floor, the dog, or both?

I learned that I'm five degrees of separation from bbno$, and four from Rhett and Link/ Ron Jeremy

Since when do airports have hardware stores?

Lost my unicorn

If found, please stop doing drugs

Step 1: Exit stage left, pursued by bear

Step 2: Boulder Punching!

Step 3: Profit?

Brb, taking off pants to reveal other pants

Mind keeps expecting a fan somewhere, still appreciate this

And of course the thing you must not do if the ape is enraged is The Macarena

Your prize for making it to the weekend this week:

A vertical purple lead ass

It's a plum plum Plum Bum bum

All aboard the zip line to the poop deck!

Man I need a break from my job as a truck driver, time to relax and play a game!

*Opens American Truck Simulator*

I'm choosing to believe your SO is the pillow

Thinking of wifi names for when I get my modem and I can't decide what's funnier:

DOT Surveillance Goose
DOT Surveillance Pigeon
DOT Surveillance Seagull

One of the first Black, gay men to serve in the Texas Capitol just made history in more ways than one. Rep. Venton Jones proposed to his long-time partner on the House floor, pledging to “fight for a world where love is celebrated, not marginalized.”

Read more: thebarbedwire.com/2025/01/14/o...

And by eliminated you mean smacked with a fan and called a disappointment?

If you see this post, post a picture from your device without explanation

I feel like some of the youth may have never seen this video so I'm going to share it here its very silly youtu.be/Hv6RbEOlqRo?...

Various cartoon illustrations involving a trans flag with the text "Repost this if Trans people are welcome and safe with you"

In case it ain't fuckin' obvious.
Same for SWs and mutual aid too.
Don't like it? Unfollow. You don't deserve what I make.

My favorite thing about the Random Gun Button in H3VR, is that I've been adding REALLY stupid things for 8 years, and I get suddenly reminded of this when they spawn.