Santa In Training

I must try this place now. I’ve managed the spiciest Indian food down here.

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Predator Badlands was a fucking amazing movie. Nice to finally hear the word Yautja in a movie.

Dropped Jr off then stopped at my favorite coffee place. Now I’m reading in the park as I wait to see the new Predator movie.

I just ate a lot of food and am now stuck in the couch. But I can’t take a nap because Jr goes to school soon. How about someone stop by and shoot me with my nerf guns until I’m up and mobile again.

This was an absolutely terribly written book but I fucking loved it. Fucking wild.

FUCK YOU TRUCK I’M A GENIUS!!!

I fell asleep. For six hours. Now I need to get out of bed.

I actually fell asleep full clothed. Then woke up just enough somewhere along the way to take them off and get even more into the bed.

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My food tubes are angry. Now I’m in bed under my weighted blanket whilst desperately trying to not fall asleep.

You should try being nearsighted. Me and all the cool kids are all super into it now.

I really need to move to a place where I wear more hoodies than shorts.

Look at what I’m wearing for the first time since the hot times!

Hoodie!!!

It was.

Maybe this will be better.

Ok. Longlegs was weird. I don’t know if I like it.

If you see this, QP a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.

One of the few to make me cry…

If there was ever a question on whether or not I have ADHD…

JFC.

1) what internet?
2) do you use overlays?
3) have you researched LoL lag? I’ve had similar issues with Tarkov with and without streaming in Discord and there’s apparently lots of random shit that slows it down. Including not making the correct sacrifices to the God of Ping.

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Rewatching IT then first-watching IT: Chapter 2 before watching the new show about how, I assume, some vampire clown became obsessed with the Ninja Turtles.

LoL was lagging? Do you not have any good servers nearby?

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It only does with Transformers but they have pills and lubricants for that.

Uhm. What‽‽‽

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Jammy! I'm hungry enough!

I'm am so upset right now due to not being able to just buy this. Ugh. This would be so fun to make but I don't know if I I'll have the energy to do so later.

As if I needed ANOTHER reason to move to a colder climate...

You can pay me in tacos...

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No. All my spiders got too old.

Also the tasty ones are hard to find around here. They hide under rocks.

Rock and roll.