me-you

yk what whatever

gay

just picked a random girls dinner on accident through instagram story polls

i was actually thinking about how the wicked lives are lonely

realizing i’m not a chop hoe anymore

dry shampooed and brushed my hair without a mirror before walking into work

do people think analog just means creepy?

oh you can see peoples likes on here? i was getting used to twitter lemme stop being a pervert

a woman with her mouth open and the word i win on her face ALT: a woman with her mouth open and the word i win on her face

this is the second event where i felt like the thing requested for my participation was the bare minimum. they might just not trust me but im gonna weaponize this perceived incompetence.

a group of people are standing around a table in a room with smoke coming out of it . ALT: a group of people are standing around a table in a room with smoke coming out of it .

i wanna know SO bad. i’m just gonna make a full veg spread

if you were tasked with broccoli in the friendsgiving group does that mean they hate you?

oomf nation

in my bag by Meg Donnelly on Apple Music Song · 2024 · Duration 2:35

cant stop listening to this stupid song music.apple.com/us/album/in-...

alright nobody fucking with the baby prof pic

clicked on like three namie songs in queue thinking they were actually gonna play

realized there’s probably over 500 songs i never added to my apple music library cos i pressed the down arrow button but didn’t wait for it to be a plus sign to actually add it

a woman in a red sweater is standing in front of trees and buildings . ALT: a woman in a red sweater is standing in front of trees and buildings .

all this app needed was access to this gif

feeling very desperate

hopefully this is a safe space to say i want all italian-americans from staten island and my coworker to die

follow me on twitter guys