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I had a dream that I installed new security cameras on my cabin but then my landlord got mad and came into my yard and started doing the macarena π
Melatonin shouldn't be available over the counter π«
I heard that people have been writing "Tesla" on garbage cans, dumpsters and toilets all around the world.
Come on you guys....grow up!
That's not the kind of thing we want to strongly and aggressively encourage and then laugh aboot! Be kind!
There is nothing in this world dumber than a Canadian Trump supporter during a trade war.
Nothing.
Everytime I wake up I'm a little bit closer to spring.....and that feels really good.
11.02.2025 13:29 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You're not an alpha male unless you do laundry by hand.
08.02.2025 18:28 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0People on facebook keep telling me to come over here.....and then I come over here....and nobody is here!? Wtf?
Anyways follow me over here...
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07.02.2025 08:06 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you smoke weed while you're wearing long johns that makes them high ralphs π₯΄
06.02.2025 03:03 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If you're American and you want to look at this page you gotta pay me a $1 per day tariff now.
This is what happens eh π¨π¦π€·ββοΈ
I heard Trump is going to rename the K-hole to the Elon-hole π«¨
24.01.2025 01:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have a confession to make...
Last night I farted so much that I thought my cabin was going to float away.
I am removing cheese from my diet.
I still can't believe it's 2025!
I have time imposter syndrome π
Send me back to 2019!
Super weird to see all the people that have spent the last five years complaining and crying about electic cars suddenly defending Elon Musk like their lives depend on it π€
23.01.2025 01:45 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0You don't need tiktok you need a library card.
19.01.2025 10:37 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Last night I gave a friend a David Lynch book and then I woke up today and saw that he had passed away.
I loved his brain and heart and all the beautiful things that came out of them.
R.I.P. David Lynch and thank you for all the dream fuel β€οΈ
Huge news everyone!
I'm going to buy tiktok! π
I am a nocturnal creature now π€·ββοΈ
14.01.2025 10:09 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's weird that Thrice isn't bigger π€
14.01.2025 08:05 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bunch weird lookin dogs down by the river π€
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