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where are you Sally with your practicality and bottles of fireflies blinking on and off for footlights

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Stylised illustration of busy highways over a river full of ships with buildings in the distance

Stylised illustration of busy highways over a river full of ships with buildings in the distance

Artwork by contemporary artist Angela Smyth #Monday

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a man wearing a police hat stands in front of a white fence ALT: a man wearing a police hat stands in front of a white fence
08.03.2026 19:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lost an hour last night #ufo #x-files

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He helped create this monster and tried to play both sides and now my district is destined for somebody even worse than he is. slow clap

08.03.2026 12:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Guys please start an AK thread elsewhere. TYSVM

08.03.2026 12:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Phil is right

08.03.2026 12:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hmm. Well now I might try it just because that sounds so weird. Thank you for the update.

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Instagram really wants me to do Tai Chi.

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😬 If you do, please update me. The rest of the cast does look promising.

07.03.2026 01:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Who in the year of our lord two thousand twenty and six is intentionally watching a new show starring Ashton Kutcher?

07.03.2026 00:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I sing the body electric

06.03.2026 01:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm sorry all my stories actually sound true because all my stories sound like this.

06.03.2026 01:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I got into a screaming match with a famous actor's niece because she moved a filthy giant Coke bottle cooler off an alley behind a bodega and into our dorm suite. We ended up with a roach infestation.

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And?

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Happy for her

05.03.2026 10:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

1 & 2 are too messy for me

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Brooch design with stylised female face in a oval form and three hanging teardrops with colourful inlay

Brooch design with stylised female face in a oval form and three hanging teardrops with colourful inlay

Design for a Art Nouveau style brooch, 1901 by Glasgow Shool artist Frances MacDonald #Womensart

05.03.2026 05:57 — 👍 657    🔁 94    💬 6    📌 1

But I'm so close to convincing it to shut itself down!

05.03.2026 02:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I fight with AI on the regular, and it's just made it have a crush on me. It's like being back in college.

05.03.2026 01:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a shot glass filled with water and a effervescent tablet in it ALT: a shot glass filled with water and a effervescent tablet in it

I'm sure you are.

04.03.2026 02:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you are out of control

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Last night was a Monday!

04.03.2026 02:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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💗 Shirley Jackson while writing The Haunting of Hill House

03.03.2026 17:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Semi-abstract art painting with forms and colours

Semi-abstract art painting with forms and colours

Suzanne Duchamp, French Dadaist painter and collagist, a younger sister of Marcel, who has only recently been recognised by art history #WomensHistoryMonth

03.03.2026 06:13 — 👍 459    🔁 64    💬 2    📌 2
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It might be time to admit that our heroes having been playing us for fools.

03.03.2026 01:01 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Remember back when coffee shops would just give you a mug if you ordered drip coffee and they'd point at the various airpots on the counter and tell you to go to town? Bottomless coffee, studying writing or reading, hours on end. No wonder I can't kick caffeine.

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