Chris Rory

Andrew Mountbatten Windsor side by side comparison with Prince Phillip in his last days

Same energy #andrewmw #nonce

His reflection stops short of giving it away or using it for good tho

KILLER CAUGHT LYING

They can keep ramping up the spyware and surveillance but at the end of the day we can put these devices back in the bin

12:15 PM January 19, 2026 Trump tells Norway he no longer feels obligation to think only of peace 12:10 PM January 19, 2026 Putin invited to join Trump's 'Board of Peace' for Gaza, Kremlin says

Man who no longer values peace forms Peace Board, invites fellow war advocate

A sign that reads "Please press for help A Partner will be with you shortly" The button is missing

When every polycule you're in, you're the third

Or if they had had their own mini vote for their hot pick for traitor, they could have speared just one as an experiment and see if they survived or not

Composite screen shot of two people listening to a third describing a secret about her occupation as a police detective

#TheTraitors is such a great example of how much people believe in / reach for "body language" and other normative versus empirical understandings of social interaction and hilarious to see a constantly confidently wrong ex police detective Faithful get banished #EMCA

I remember the magic money tree. Tories were all out of cash until it came time to beg the DUP and suddenly she pulled £1b out her arse. Must have sprouted from the magic money tree too.

Laughing uncontrollably "I was adept at covert policing". #TheTraitors

💯

"Me, a cop, an expert, a senior detective, adept at finding lies, am confiding in you - a Traitor - as the only person I trust because it lends credence to my important ideas"

#TheTraitors #Traitors

#TheTraitors

every roundtable summarised #TheTraitors

"How do you know he was a Faithful?"

Because he was murdered

- Scottish proverb

#Traitors #TheTraitors

Bingo phrases for watching UK Traitors I've voted for yourself I'm still confused (At round table) Played a (absolute) blinder Target on my back A hundred percent faithful Can sleep tonight They're laughing at us *Susses aTraitor but votes for Faithful last min* I am and always have been

Traitors bingo
#Traitors

You should hang out by the noodles to catch no 1. Could be a kinship.

Trump really in his Blitzkrieg era

A drawing showing two garden gnomes named gnome chomsky and gnomi klein

For the garden
#chomsky #klein #art #funny

"I'm here for it"

Chat GPT, 2025

Pluribus is bad right?

It took 5 seasons for Walter White to become the villain.

I don't have it in me to wait 5 seasons for Carol to become bearable.

The last face you'll see

Are you human?
Select 4 images of your Sleep Demon

I don’t think it ever made sense. The audience is already listening to podcasts. Prob a phrase concocted to appease some dusty producer who still refers to phone “APP”s and using a “MAC”.

Funny if the ‘enemy’ was using the same service in the same way and ChatGPT wasn’t aware of this

My internal reading voice has now switched to RFKJR

Bring back spoons

I got hurt feelings

This year is the last year that you can be born in the 70s

Ppl keep talking about “the slide” to authoritarianism like it’s something that might happen one day when it already happened some time ago. Voting won’t help this scenario.