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@theenbybear.bsky.social

39 | Single | Live in DC Metro | They/Them | IT Geek by day, Gamer by night | Self Proclaimed Tech Daddy

155 Followers  |  107 Following  |  42 Posts  |  Joined: 20.08.2023  |  2.8024

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A small variety of pics for your viewing pleasure ๐Ÿ˜‰

04.05.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fucking idiot 22 year old drivers.. I am so fucking pissed and sad right now.. Iโ€™ve been so careful with my car, and I ALWAYS drive safely. And then this fucking twit comes out of nowhere and ruins that all for me. And with 3 other people in the car none the less! Iโ€™m gonna go cry myself to sleep..

03.05.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I guess if the IT thing doesnโ€™t work out for me, I can always go into doing things like this.. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

18.04.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yea. I gotta shop around a bit. And Iโ€™m also gonna call my current company and ask them to explain the rate increase. Iโ€™ve had no accidents or tickets in the last 12 months Iโ€™ve been with them. Iโ€™m the lowest risk driver they probably have.. lol

29.01.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe that was my exact face I made when I opened the email.. lol

29.01.2025 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right?! Like, Iโ€™m glad Iโ€™m not the only one that thought it was a bit insane..

29.01.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got my car insurance renewal this morning.. $318 rate increase for a 6 month policy.. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

2/25/24- $1,127
8/25/24- $1,091
2/25/24- $1,409

Like, thatโ€™s such a crazy swing in pricing.. Especially with me having no accidents or tickets or anything.

Guess itโ€™s time to shop around for insurance.. ๐Ÿ˜ค

29.01.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Also, this is Blanche. Sheโ€™s my favorite car Iโ€™ve ever owned. ๐Ÿ™‚

24.01.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2019 Chevy Spark LT here ๐Ÿ™‚ Ask any questions you may like ๐Ÿ™‚ Feel free to DM if you want.

24.01.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I am so glad I bought this thing a while back. So many good meals from it. Tonightโ€™s meal: Split Pea Soup ๐Ÿ™‚ One of my absolute favorite soups ever (Broccoli Cheddar is a VERY close second.. ๐Ÿ˜‚)

11.01.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know.. You might be on to something.. Might have to come up with something like this and test it out.. haha

09.01.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes we are really brain dead and just canโ€™t grasp simple concepts like โ€œThe user might actually be on to something..โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ I apologize on behalf of all IT Professionals.. ๐Ÿ˜‚

09.01.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But did you try turning it off and back on again? ๐Ÿ˜

(Said lovingly by an IT Professional ๐Ÿ˜‚)

09.01.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The perfect way to spend New Yearโ€™s Eve.. It was so fucking good..

01.01.2025 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Got my new mattress today. Whoโ€™s coming to help me break it in (with cuddles)? ๐Ÿ™‚

28.12.2024 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My favorite (and only) Christmas present that I bought for myself.. Absolutely IN LOVE with this hoodie.. @zeemachine.bsky.social has some great merch (and music).. #zeemachine #goodboy

27.12.2024 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

And with the exception of 2 or 3 things, everything I bought this year I could have bought in a local store somewhere.

26.12.2024 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I recently cancelled *all* of my subscriptions (Prime, all streaming services, etc). Itโ€™s been an adjustment, but when I realized I was paying over $200 a month in subscriptions, I just couldnโ€™t justify it anymore. Prime was an easy one for me tho, as Iโ€™ve spent less than $200 at Amazon this year.

26.12.2024 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My throat is always available ๐Ÿ˜œ

25.12.2024 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahahaha I wouldnโ€™t even make you clean, Iโ€™d just love to see you hanging out around the house in that ๐Ÿ˜œ

24.12.2024 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œWhere are you Christmas..
Why Canยดt I find You..
Why have you gone away...โ€

So this is what happens when you have your hair up in a bun on top of your head for a day and a half.. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Officially feeling my Cindy Lou Who fantasy on the day before Christmas.. ๐Ÿ˜‚

24.12.2024 11:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cleaning and mopping the apartment on a Sunday. Also, the hair is giving.. Not sure exactly what, but itโ€™s giving.. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

22.12.2024 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saaaaame! Hotel room sleeps just hit different.. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

22.12.2024 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They pay for my flights/trains and all meals. If I drive (like I do when I go to Raleigh) I get reimbursed for mileage. Itโ€™s a win-win situation lol My mileage reimbursement usually cover at least 1 car payment, so a free car payment for 8 hours of driving round trip? Sounds great to me! ๐Ÿ˜‚

22.12.2024 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But also, I started out the year with Member Status (lowest tier) and have moved from Member through all of the tiers to Diamond (Member > Silver > Gold > Diamond). I guess if I can travel and work will pay for it all, why the hell not? ๐Ÿ˜‚

22.12.2024 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Do I travel too much for work? Well, letโ€™s put it this way.. All 42 of the 45 nights I have this year are for work (And thereโ€™s another 60-ish not here because I stayed at a Non-Hilton property).

22.12.2024 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HR at work: Hey, wouldnโ€™t it be fun to send out a quick message from an automated system to all employees in the โ€œGeneralโ€ channel on the Friday before Christmas about something?

Automated System: Great, here is 1 message per 135 Employees (including profile photos) in the General channel.

Me: ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ

20.12.2024 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yesss! Iโ€™m exactly the same way. I get to choose my own adventure, and if I donโ€™t like what youโ€™re contributing to it? You get booted from the party, simple as that! ๐Ÿ˜‚

20.12.2024 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™ve been growing my hair out, and itโ€™s starting to get long and annoying to the point where if I donโ€™t put product in it, it just falls in my face and pisses me off.. So, my solution? This.. ๐Ÿคฃ

16.12.2024 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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