Mike Petriello

Man too afraid to ride the 7 train with Mets fans plans to build nuclear reactor on the moon

It's probably fine

Harris is hitting .406/.433/.703 in the 2nd half ...

If you use AI to memorialize my death I am coming back to haunt you all for eternity

Successfully managed to exist on the internet without having to learn what the Sydney Sweeney controversy is about


please respect my privacy at this time (which means: don't ruin this for me)

i... uh ...

Most wins in MLB, 2nd half:

- 11 Miami
- 11 Milwaukee
- 10 Chicago ... White Sox?
- 10 Cleveland
- 10 Texas

weird year. weird sport.

Except one big difference: KISS wrote some bangers and was beloved by millions

Sliwa couldn't even get arrested in this town

This is like when KISS took off the makeup

that's a burn notice

I was just thinking NL. I also mostly don't care about this award at all. yes, I think if they win the division he'll have a great case.

they're not going to finish beneath Baltimore.

I think I also said Miami would lose 110 games though, so who really knows anything

(I had them 4th in the AL East before the season)

Pat Murphy is going to win Mgr of the Year, but McCullough has a case even if they don't make the playoffs

I would have believed this a little more strongly before the Padres went all-in on a super 'pen, really

Contemplating whether it's time to pitch the "well, here's what has to happen for the Marlins to make the playoffs" headline

lol this sucks so bad

Now they're doing this kind of platoon

LF: Kepler/Wilson
CF: Marsh/Bader

I don't really get it. I'd just play Marsh in left, Bader in center, and either platoon Kepler/Castellanos in right or move on from one or both entirely.

This is such a cool story

Tony Blanco Jr. is an absolute monster.

This walkoff homer tonight is the hardest-hit ball in the Florida State League this season. Get ready for this:

119.8 mph! 450 feet into the Bradenton night

There's 2430 games a year. That's so many games. I'm fine with making 0.001% or whatever weird and different.

YouTube video by Jimmy Eat World - Topic A Praise Chorus

absolutely tremendous song

also not the hugest Jimmy fan but this is a track of theirs which is an absolute banger

youtu.be/PPtFp1qRFcE?...

There's two random guys who just keep showing up at or near the top of enough different Statcast searches that I can't stop following them, even if they're more than a little under the radar:

Romy Gonzalez
Brad Lord

Dudes? Not sure. But interesting as hell.

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Not certain. Usually yes. multiple computers too.

José?

Yes thank you, I am very aware of what it looks like that Anthony Volpe is having a performance issue alert

It does seem specific to b-r pages for me, chrome aside.