donni saphire

I hate it when somebody in a movie has a problem. Can’t they just have a nice time

God gave us these beautiful bodies and said, now use the computer

As a country we simply love to fuck around and truly believe we will never find out

Joined a new group oscillating at high frequency in the park on weekends

Don’t be afraid to change! Even if it’s for the worse. Just slop around in the mud if you want. Who cares anymore

(using the end slices of a loaf of bread) i'm so brave

There’s good computer and bad computer. Good computer makes you smarter, bad computer makes you stupid. Bad computer is winning

(whispering to neighbor over fence) the shield knight were in the publick house last eve. while he sat at table a mouse did scurry by his foote and mark me, he did quaver. he quavered like a bitch dude

Well well well, if it isn’t the people who suck doing some more shit that sucks

heard an ace of base song in a commercial about taking probiotics to combat flatulence

You can’t outrun the consequences of being stupid forever, but sometimes you don’t notice them, due to being stupid

Sometimes I just want to hug an enormous blueberry muffin

constantly finding melted chocolate on myself like a gd Oompa Loompa

training my bees to take down data centers

There’s still plenty of time for me to suddenly develop a talent

For the past few weeks instead of throwing out old food i put it in a bowl and leave it at my side door so the raccoons dont rip open my garbage and I think this is an excellent arrangement which benefits everyone involved

Get in losers, we’re going to the losing store to buy more loss

microdosing my childhood by watching the united states start a war in the middle east

Ah so you have an open door policy… I’m not sure my 3 year old can handle that amount of freedom lol

We are almost there and my question is… do they wake up having to pee at night? Potty in room maybe? The future is uncertain

I don’t know, man, I’m just trying to vibe and eat a nutritious variety of vegetables

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

Shaking my head in stern disapproval at the heinous evildoers. Hoping it does the trick

in 25 years every food will be some gummy that tastes like dirt. and you will be required to kiss the computer once a day

The stubborn refusal to go to bed when you’re exhausted and have nothing else to do should be monetized

What Would Dinner Eat

*my body suddenly crumbles into dust*
Dang! I was using that

Time for my dreams to turn my fears into weird short films

Top ten surfaces to squirm on

We live in hell but do our best