A short and silly (and physically impossible) cock vore story starring the Xenoblade 2 quadrouple
archiveofourown.org/works/78680651
@maliciouslycomply.bsky.social
Minors DNI I write absurd, self-indulgent smut every few months: https://archiveofourown.org/users/malicious_compliance Do be aware: about half my stories involve toilet kinks. I keep things cartoonish & unrealistic, but you've been warned
A short and silly (and physically impossible) cock vore story starring the Xenoblade 2 quadrouple
archiveofourown.org/works/78680651
archiveofourown.org/works/76888396
A story (written by me) where Cloud Strife gives Aerith Gainsborough a blowjob. Her dick is very long.
#SaveSpeech
Netchoice won their legal battle against Age verification in louisiana! This follows similar rulings in AK and OH!
This is huge!
These laws can be stopped, they can be overturned. Do not give in to dooming! Keep calling your reps and support orgs that fight these laws in court!
In the UK I canβt even read DMs unless I give them my passport and a video of my face.
This happened almost overnight! Donβt take this for granted, America!
Keep making calls!
This whole weekend from the 27th to monday the 1st needs to have Visa and Mastercard SWAMPED
We need to send the message that we will fuck with their bottom dollar unless they quit targetting adult content creators and sex workers!
Writer D. L. Mayfieldβs advice for resisting fascism.
From D. L. Mayfield:
20.02.2025 22:10 β π 3607 π 1968 π¬ 15 π 27Meme from Parks and Recreation of Ron handing a paper to an officer and saying βNot to worry. I have a permit.β Followed by a closeup image of the paper being held by the officer, edited to read: βEvery fictional character Iβve drawn and will draw having sex, has consented to being drawn that way. They told me themselves.β
Anyway, hereβs your form of consent, Bluesky.
20.09.2025 04:28 β π 16750 π 6118 π¬ 1 π 1you have to be PRO- "sexual gratification" in media. you have to be pro "sexual gratification" PERIOD. they are using it as a wedge issue RIGHT NOW.
it is WEIRDER and a bigger violation of autonomy and consent that people try to police your own gratification, than whatever stuff you get off to.
"Pokemon Boys Get Fucking Stabbed" got a wheeze outta me
03.09.2025 23:28 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Would be fun if the FE girls brought the infection with them into Smash.
19.08.2025 12:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Slight shakeup to my normal type of stories; I'm not much of a BDSM person, really, but I had fun writing this.
(Intentionally) Trapped In Your Own Skin, a story about a girl wrapping herself in an AI-controlled skinsuit of herself.
archiveofourown.org/works/69374896
Futaba Sakura has gaming to do, she can't be worrying about things like going into a whole different room to take a shit. Luckily she has her friends to help her out! And also some women Ren happened to know. archiveofourown.org/works/280676...
15.07.2025 05:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0More like Edelgard von Horsetoilet. I'm very funny. Warning for horse stuff, obviously. archiveofourown.org/works/280676...
04.07.2025 03:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Four in a month, hell yeah. Midna, now able to travel to different worlds, has started a Zelda collection. In her ass. Which is full of shit. archiveofourown.org/works/280676...
17.06.2025 15:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Three in a row! Smash Bros office worker AU featuring fat-assed Pit nearly having an accident, and his unlucky plug. archiveofourown.org/works/280676...
10.06.2025 03:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Another new one, about Lumera doing unspeakable things to Alear. Who's asleep. So, y'know, somnophilia warning. In addition to the warning for gross toilet kinks.
archiveofourown.org/works/280676...
Just posted a new chapter, this one's about Frieren doing unspeakable things to Aura.
archiveofourown.org/works/280676...
I have a bit of a bias towards ones that are either about to be or are already stuffed in a boy, but this one was a particular favorite.
02.05.2025 16:25 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0archiveofourown.org/works/53750857
Her Knight in Porcelain Armor [Zelda BotW/TotK]
Zelda needs to pee, very badly. Link helps her out. And then helps her out some more later. And continues helping her out... I think maybe they just enjoy doing this.
I was originally going to include my two pee-heavy stories in the other thread but changed my mind.
archiveofourown.org/works/58105297
Momo's Golden New Life [Dandadan]
An alien weapon causes everyone around Momo to view her as a urinal. So they use her like one (politely).
archiveofourown.org/works/28067646
Toilet Quickies
An anthology collection of various short-to-medium length bits and pieces. Includes stories I couldn't quite get to what I'd consider "full length," plus some smaller collections of concepts and ideas. Tons of wacky shit. VG/Anime/etc & OCs
archiveofourown.org/works/49374142
The Fun Gang Get Sexually Dominated By A Horse [Deltarune]
Off for college, the DR crew get home invaded by a horny horse, who uses them as toys. Includes an alternate 2nd chapter with toilet kinks.
archiveofourown.org/works/51125149
Merrin vs Rosado - A Friendly Contest [FE Engage]
Merrin and Rosado eat horse turds to settle a debate. More stuff happens, but uh. Yeah that's the gist.
archiveofourown.org/works/39164964
Sinnoh's Got Some Strange Customs, Huh? [Pokemon]
May loses a battle in a new region and gets passed around as a toy for the bizarre, filthy women of Sinnoh, before reuniting with someone from her past she'd hoped to avoid.
archiveofourown.org/works/37067767
Kale and Caulifla Make Some Weird Wishes [DB Super]
Kale, as a side effect from her unique SSJ form, gets massively constipated. Caulifla has a perfect solution, it just requires a bit of Namekian Dragon magic to get the ball rolling.
archiveofourown.org/works/36128668
Peach Attempts Don't Dump December and Things Go Slightly Awry [Mario]
A much bigger, more crass, more assertive Peach takes on a challenge that has universe-spanning consequences.
archiveofourown.org/works/28990155
Rikku's Mission (To Keep Yuna Safe In Her Poopy Panties) [FFX]
Rikku shrinks and stuffs Yuna into her panties, which are full of poop. Nobody thinks this is weird, and it is in fact cool and normal, for arbitrary reasons detailed within.
archiveofourown.org/works/27004420
Zelda's Calamity [Zelda: BotW]
You ever notice all those massive bottomless canyons around the BotW map? What if Zelda had to shit so bad she filled them all up? And then kept going? Possibly still my most insane instance of escalation.