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Stop me if you think that you’ve heard this one before

Oh Jesus. That’s like liquid plutonium when it’s lukewarm! 🥵

Mind out if you’re pie-ing it tonight lad. Just had a balti pie that was a thousand bonfires even 20 minutes after the first bite. Slowest I’ve ever eaten a pie in my 53 years on God’s earth. 😣

Off to M/cr for Dortmund and staying til after Liverpool. Flying into Brum since that was the only option available.

In that London this weekend so can’t make Bournemouth. If you already follow me, gimme a shout if you’re in Manchester and wanna go. (I’ll be back in time for Dortmund and Liverpool)

This is crying out for a Kalvin Philips winner

Yeah he’s having a ‘mare (again) and it’s tough to watch but he’s got big stones and hopefully will play his way out of it.

How many ugly kits are we actually gonna wear this season?

Israel’s the boss of us.

Just on the bus down Littleton Road for the first time in decades. Not often I agree with Gary Neville but wow. Looks rougher than ever with all those cheap half mast flags. 🇬🇧

Been ages since I had to call City’s ticket office. 25p a minute this is costing me. Been on hold all this time. 😡

Kin ell I just saw a “bobby on the beat”. Well, he got the metrolink but modern times and all that. 👮‍♂️

Just overhead one (seemingly educated and well travelled) guy boarding the plane tell another that you don’t put your bag under the seat in front of you, you put it under your own seat. Try that with me and you’ll have no bag left upon arrival.

Went out of my way to help 2 separate people at the airport today who were going the wrong direction/in the wrong line. The first followed my advice but blanked me and the second said if I was wrong they’d headbutt me! How difficult is it to say “thanks”?

Proud to have spent a few years working for Time back in the day. What a picture! 🫣

Top effort from Norn Iron there, had Germany on the ropes despite playing against 12 men (proper dodgy ref). Windsor park was rocking! 👏🏼

They got me good! 👿

Top 5 and Top 10 singles respectively aren’t minor hits but I do agree they peaked creatively here. Bassline alone on TCALS was groundbreaking and been copied and sampled to death ever since.

I’m no fan but “following just behind the zeitgeist” is a bit dismissive. Yeah she borrowed heavily but brought a lot of underground and alternative stuff mainstream/to a wider audience.

A lot of bollocks posted on here today. Can’t (expect to) win every game by a cricket score. And we were never really in danger of conceding, Donnarumma’s aberration aside. We played well all over the pitch. Three points off the top. Relax. 🧘🏻‍♀️

🧘‍♂️ 🤖

Congrats Australia! 🇦🇺 SoN champions! 🏆 Even if FIM itself killing the sport with lack of coverage . #speedwayofnations

“Today years old” 🤯

Quite right too. Got to keep the common touch! Good effort on tuning though - three hours is professional level! 🌟

Regardez, the bourgeoisie reveling in the paradise of Salford that my proletariat ancestors built. Let them eat cake (meat and potato pies)!

I despise what Israel is doing in these days, it makes me fucking angry but it doesn’t make me want to go kill random innocent people so that’s not a correlation for normal, decent people. But I fully agree with you that there needs to be some introspection, not spouting the same old tired agenda.

Nevertheless 2 falsehoods being pushed repeatedly: 1. Rise in antisemitism since 7/10. In fact, like USA on 9/11, Israel enjoyed a wave of goodwill in the immediate aftermath & just like USA, they destroyed that very quickly through their own response. 2. Criticism of Israel =antisemitism. It’s not

Attacks like this happen because some people are fucking idiots with no value for life - either their own or others’. I was down there Saturday before the match and couldn’t believe how much security there was for a few dozen people on a sabbath walk. Truly thought it was OTT. How wrong I was.

Never touched him!

My first guess was 16,000 km out, my second (the capital city) within 500 km. Last few days were very easy but I’ve never actually heard of this place.