Dan Brakeley

Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."

Grok says that videos of Charlie Kirk being shot are memes and that he's actually fine

This dipshit absolutely must not be the candidate

Okay let’s get back to that birthday book

Ok smart guys how would YOU have sent a wink wink pedo birthday message to Jeffrey Epstein then

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

Anyway Weapons was really good you should see it

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

Woo! Friday night! 🎉🥂🍾 Tonight we’re going to party until the crack of, “I’m a little tired.”

PRO: Frees kids up for extra shifts at the plant CON: Nagging guilt it was actually AI that earned that C-

Pros And Cons Of Using AI For Schoolwork https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-using-ai-for-schoolwork/

Texas AI centers guzzle 463 million gallons, now residents are asked to cut back on showers Texas AI data centers water usage: As Texas faces a severe drought, the state's AI data centers consume millions of gallons of water daily for cooling, raising concerns about environmental sustainabil...

No more showers, y’all! We need the water for the inaccuracy machines!

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

I got a flu booster today and it made me reflect on the sense of national accomplishment I felt when I drove to a public facility, waited in my car until my number was called on an app, and got my first covid jab. It's fucked the right gets to erase what a moment of technological liberation that was

2 images from hackers as characters converse. "I've got a record. I was Zero Cool." "Zero Cool crashed 1.507 systems in one day, biggest crash in history. Front page New York Times August 10, 1988"

Never forget today, when, on this day in 1988, Zero Cool crashed 1,507 systems in one day.

Fuckin’ sick

When i see a take, be it on something important or not, I have a little kneejerk "Oh, what do I think of that?" and letting that part of myself rest has been incredible. I wasn't thinking about that before, must not have been that important. Planning to keep this up. I'll check back in a week.

A shitty map created by ChatGPT5. it purports to be US States with an R in their name, but it's wrong and dumb and worthless just like LLMs.

My goto is to ask LLMs how many states have R in their name. They always fail. GPT 5 included Indiana, Illinois, and Texas in its list. It then asked me if I wanted an alphabetical highlighted map. Sure, why not.

hard to fully explain this for the visually impaired but it’s a map of the US where most states are color-coded in yellow, some are colored in blue, and most are labeled with ENGLISH or SPANISH or a recognizable misspelling of one of those words. a few states are labeled with something more incomprehensible, or not labeled

took a bit of coaxing but i got chatgpt 5 to label (almost) every US state with the most spoken language there

I hear Portlanders are drawing chalk balls and dicks around potholes they want fixed in the street... and I want to encourage this behavior nationwide.

"Just don't think about it!" and "Don't tie your identity to your job!" are excellent pieces of advice if you have the ability to turn off the "I CARE ABOUT THIS" switch in your brain!! I don't even know where the breaker box is for that shit, man!!!!!

ten days in, elon musk's america party is going stronger than ever. everybody's still talking about it. best of all, he remembers having started it

the internet doesn't have to be a fucking warzone. it was just turned into one because your anger is more profitable than your joy

A VHS screencap of a man holding two curly balloons next to a sign that says "HEAVEN" with an up arrow.

Theology

My brain is just a maze of electric fences and I have to disarm every panel one by one if I ever hope to move about freely.

a dachshund is standing in a hotel or hospital hallway, staring intently at a spot on the wall

liminal dachshund

Allergists Recommend Allergy Sufferers Retreat Underground To Form Pollen-Free, Cave-Dwelling Society

Allergists Recommend Allergy Sufferers Retreat Underground To Form Pollen-Free, Cave-Dwelling Society theonion.com/allergi...

The United States is reporting the highest number of measles cases in 33 years.

Vaccines prevent measles.

Americans need to hear our top health officials say clearly: every child in America should get vaccinated against this terrible disease.

The whole idea of "leveling up" or "grinding" is the fantasy that effort is always rewarded.

Where's my isekai about a dude who spends a years killing slimes in a cave only to return to civilization with nothing but a repetitive stress injury on his slime killing arm?