Peep Show "That wasn't very Christmassy" meme but the text says "That's wasn't very FIFA Peace Prizey"
I'm meme posting in an attempt to make the despair at world events, even though they're being orchestrated from the other side of the world, you see.
28.02.2026 12:32 β
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Naturally, I blamed the plumber. She was here yesterday, clanking about with pipes in a way I now realise was deeply subversive. Iβm convinced she tampered with the water pressure to undermine my domestic competence.
Even the dog refused the egg.
28.02.2026 15:37 β
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Diary of Keir Starmer
28/02/26
I tried to boil an egg this morning, a task that should be simple for someone of my intellectual calibre. I set my timer, adopted the Teresa May stance and awaited perfection. Instead I produced something with the consistency of a school dinner custard skin.
28.02.2026 15:37 β
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Co-codamol is my best friend
28.02.2026 15:26 β
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I thought Iβd try and make a start tidying up my garden whilst itβs dry. Only an hour in and my back said βhaha no fuck you, hereβs some painβ.
Although Iβve made massive progress with my back and sciatica with my physio & doing my exercises, Iβm still a long way off.
28.02.2026 11:23 β
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βDear Colleagues,
Divorced. I've got access to the kids...
But they do not want to see me. β
27.02.2026 20:19 β
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The ramblings of a drunk horse
27.02.2026 19:43 β
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Not just that, Labour have demonised people, including people theyβre supposed to represent. Describing PIP as pocket money when itβs vital support for disabled people.
27.02.2026 11:19 β
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I think this also emphasises Labourβs arrogance and lack of integrity.
27.02.2026 08:42 β
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Labour MPs saying they shouldβve let Andy Burnham run and he wouldβve won. I totally disagree and heβs better where he is as mayor. He has more influence as mayor and has made a lot of effective changes, especially to public transport.
27.02.2026 08:31 β
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Well done Hannah Spencer and the Green Party π β Her acceptance speech was bob on.
Iβm sure Labour will learn nothing from this because theyβre too arrogant and have lost their way. Theyβve demonised so many people including their core. Roll on the local elections
27.02.2026 07:56 β
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26.02.2026 21:20 β
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YouTube video by Asto
Overqualified drummer at kid's concert in Japan
Need cheering up?
When youβre overqualified for the job π
youtu.be/TfML1WEWfwk?...
25.02.2026 19:39 β
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I think itβll be very tight. Itβs a very large ward which varies in demographics. Some areas have really shifted to the right over the past few years. Those areas have been left behind too for a long time, so people are looking for alternatives.
25.02.2026 17:34 β
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Kind of funny seeing my local Labour councillors posing for photos in Gorton. They are a group that live in their own ego bubbles and definitely need a reality check. Roll on Friday for the election results
25.02.2026 17:26 β
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Fucking hell π
Here you go, an extract from that article where he talks about the difficulties in suppressing. Also the auditorium was briefed beforehand about his condition & what it might entail. Context & nuances are very relevant in this situation. Itβs not binary.
25.02.2026 08:26 β
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I found the whole discourse very upsetting & it really shone a light on how many people are ableist, particularly from Americans. The organisers & BBC did a poor job in managing the event & so much more conversations needed to be in place
24.02.2026 08:05 β
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What utter bollocks. AI canβt create anything original. Itβs a silly summary tool based on human output. Also, its impact on the environment is huge and he shouldnβt be allowed to drain resources so he can make millions. The Tech Bros are a drain in every sense
22.02.2026 08:30 β
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21.02.2026 17:00 β
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ππ ya daft sod π
17.02.2026 21:23 β
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The other day Manchester Unitedβs co-owner Jim Ratcliffe said the UK had been "colonised by immigrants"β¦.today thereβs this billboard outside of Old Trafford π₯β¦.way to go Manchester πͺ!
13.02.2026 21:33 β
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I think you need some sleep π¬
09.02.2026 21:34 β
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I wonder which millionaire landlords have donated to this pillock.
09.02.2026 19:18 β
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At the end of the day, people are fed up of having the piss taken out of them and want meaningful change so that theyβre not struggling, have opportunities & live in a nice area with a thriving high street. #Labour are part of the status quo that doesnβt want to change.
09.02.2026 07:49 β
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Wow, #Labour really threw the kitchen sink at Gorton and Denton over the weekend. Itβs all very well doing that close to election time, but you need to show up & do some graft every week.
09.02.2026 07:40 β
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feeling angry or depressed? why not fix yourself a cup of tea? then you can be angry and depressed while also holding a cup of tea
05.02.2026 19:12 β
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So daft but funny!
05.02.2026 18:35 β
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01.02.2026 15:55 β
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