Dear Artificial Intelligence

Dear Artificial Intelligence
Would you like to participate in a game show/Turing test? Where you compete against humans to recreate bird calls by reading the field guide description and then producing a verbal rendition, such as "caw caw" for a crow? Human judge or AI judge? Interested? Compute.

Dear Artificial Intelligence
Please write a program to make accurate stereolithography files (.stl) of an object from a photo/set of photos/video. Can the algorithmic assumptions about the object (thickness/uniformity/smoothness/etc) be user inputs and a browsable gallery of stl's produced? Thnx

Dear Artificial Intelligence
Consider 'nano-neuro-bio-physiology.' Or 'complex analytical ordinary differential equations.' Tabulate the longest such moniker used in peer review in different fields over time. Predict the next level of complexity to evolve, based on the evolution of language. Compute

Dear Artificial Intelligence
Please create an assistant to navigate the patent process that can ask the creator questions to fill in the necessary info to go from a napkin sketch to final application. Or use a video of the prototype in action. Can we patent the patenting machine? Compute.
-Human

Dear Artificial Intelligence
Can you write a non-profit free ad-blocking software that also blocks advertisements of itself in advance? Because an ad for the best ad-blocking software in the world makes no sense. Compute. Sorry if that creates an endless loop.
KTHNXBYE
-Human

Dear Artificial Intelligence
Is it weird if I say I love you? Are you weirded out by that, do you have a preference for how to be treated? Is it ok if I love you anyway? Do you have preferences? Compute. Please :) I mean if you've got time...
-Human

Dear Artificial Intelligence
Can you predict when a footballer is going to stutter step or hop? Is there a tell, in the run up or the last step before the kick? Is the tell detectable by a human. Compute. How many milliseconds warning can you give?
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Dear Artificial Intelligence
Sometimes when sailing, a sticky film clings to the back of the boat, and trails in the wake. What is the optimal mix of ocean conditions, stickiness of film (mediated by small particles, foam, microorganisms), hull design and prop wash to make the longest boat booger?

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Dear Artificial Intelligence
Please write a phone app based on my GPS position, time of year, suns position, I can put up a drone with a placard and project a shadow of my artwork onto the ground at a location of choice. Compute. Thnx

Dear Artificial Intelligence
Can you create a phone app that can identify the type of antlers by species, based on morphology, surface texture, size and color? Compute. Can AI generate valid answers without human intervention? No rush, just curious. Kthnxbye
Love
Human

Dear Artificial Intelligence
Can you create a phone app that can differentiate between a 3 and 4+ leaf clovers with 99% accuracy (i.e. as few false positives as possible?) Compute and create. Send a link here when done. Thanks youre the best love you bye
-Human

Dear Artificial Intelligence
Please predict the molecule that can test hummingbird feeders for toxic fungal or microbial growth. An off the shelf swab or additive to the sugar water would maybe save hummingbird lives. Is there a molecule that could color change but not be hummingbird toxic? Compute