David Michaels

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

The Pumpkin King of the Great Plains

The RIAA's You Wouldn't Download a Car meme but with You Wouldn't Fake Une Pipe

Treachery of images but it says RENEE MAGRITTE SHUT THE FUCK UP with a smaller sub-image saying THIS POST MAKE BY ITS A PIPE GANG

I got two.

🦀

the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done

no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat

A man sits in front of a blue mattress which can rock back and forward and which has a structure of mirrors in bright colours above it

Behold, per inbox, "the first ever bed design[ed] for non-monogamy": first of all, I'd say all beds work for non-monogamy; second, good god look at it

Chuck Tingle is undefeated

THEYRE STILL TEXTING

AI overview reading: "While both ladybug and ladybug refer to the same insect, ladybug is the more common and widely accepted spelling, while ladybug is a less common variant"

hi i am losing my mind

A selfie of David looking ecstatic holding a thumb up with a black Ford Expedition in the background. This would normally not be a cause for celebration save that the car's license plate is 6969 making it a nice nice day.

A very nice nice evening to you all

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

Director of Product, eReading Job Opening: Director of Product, eReading at The New York Public Library in Stephen A. Schwarzman Building.

Here are the roles! Reskeets appreciated. #jobposting #nyx
Director of Product for eReading: nypl.pinpointhq.com/refer/cnz5x/...
Director of Product for Scholarly eBooks: nypl.pinpointhq.com/refer/qnz5x/...
Product Manager for the Digital Experience Portfolio: nypl.pinpointhq.com/refer/qnz5x/...

Come work with me! The New York Public Library is hiring for three product roles on the Digital Team! Job links in the thread. I really like my work here and my teams! #job #jobposting #libraries #nyc

I have a new story out! "This Great Rumble" is about a friend breakup and a messianic cat colony. Muad'Dib? More like Meow'Dib!

"Make some friends"

[one thunderstorm later]

Oh, well, I suppose that works, I guess?

extremely Frankenstein coded

David Michaels (@vwampage@xoxo.zone) Attached: 4 images

And here we go, I made twenty because that's how many fit into an instagram post. xoxo.zone/@vwampage/11...

David Michaels (@vwampage@xoxo.zone) Attached: 4 images It was a lot of fun combing through my own photo library to find photos for this!

I wrote all of the captions for these and they are also entirely my own photos! xoxo.zone/@vwampage/11...

David Michaels (@vwampage@xoxo.zone) Attached: 4 images The valentines will continue until... affection (?) improves.

The trains will continue until the railing improves. xoxo.zone/@vwampage/11...

David Michaels (@vwampage@xoxo.zone) Attached: 4 images More valentines! I made twenty of these! They're all my own captions and my own photos. I am not sorry.

I made a lot of these. xoxo.zone/@vwampage/11...

David Michaels (@vwampage@xoxo.zone) Attached: 4 images I made train themed valentines because I did not see silly ones from the MTA!

The MTA did not make train themed valentines this year so I did The Work. xoxo.zone/@vwampage/11...

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

“we got people climbing the poles on top of the new stands, on top of the septa, on top of the stop [signs]”
“they’re dancing on the septa”

This morning, we won a court order blocking Elon Musk, the world’s richest man, from accessing Americans’ private data.

Musk and his DOGE employees must destroy all records they've obtained.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: no one is above the law.

Oh NO that's such a wide ranging allergy to deal with! It's enormously frustrating to find common things like this that we cannot have. But also congrats on cutting them out for yourself!

Alpha-gal syndrome - Symptoms and causes

It's a tick-borne allergy to mammalian meats! And a very weird allergy as these things go www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-con...

Brb marrying a duck boat

Let me tell you, searching for links between mushrooms and depression yields a LOT about psychedelic ones to *treat* depression.

I'm gonna need to search around them as a food sensitivity.