David Michaels

I'm in O'hare and a man next to me is talking loudly about living longer by not eating in airports before immediately _biting open a banana_

Ok, tell me more about your health tips Griffin McElroy

No justification, no authorization from Congress, and no clear objective.

But none of that matters to Donald Trump — and apparently neither do the safety and lives of American service members.

A photo taken during a blizzard in New York City. Two partially filled tire tracks go down a side street. On either side cars have begun to disappear in snow. Above trees are weighed down with increasing quantities of snow shining under street lights. In the distance an ambulance's brake lights and rear window light up the night.

A street light making god beams through branches of an increasingly snow covered tree during a blizzard.

Falling snow makes everything more obscure in the distance. A garbage truck pulls through an intersection with a plow on its front. Beating back the drifts as the winds pick up.

The arch of a subway station over a street with snow falling around it. A few cars remain on the road for the moment. The snowflakes are brilliantly lit up and sparkling from direct flash from the camera.

I'm went on a walk in the snow last night in Park Slope! #blizzard #newyorkcity #snowphotography #brooklyn

The entire democratic caucus should go to Minneapolis and join the protests in the streets imo

One might say that ice does not deter them

Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.

Ex dumped our house on me. Not my decision but damn it sucks trying to sell a house for six months to no avail.

Bong Joon Ho took a characteristically radical approach when questioned on his thoughts around the rise of Al technology at the jury press conference of the Marrakech Film Festival on Saturday. The Korean director, who is president of the jury, gave two responses, one measured, the other deeply personal. "My official answer is, Al is good because it's the very beginning of the human race finally seriously thinking about what only humans can do. But my personal answer is, I'm going to organize a military squad, and their mission is to destroy AI," he said.

Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...

Alright guys welcome to my youtube channel today we're going to be trying the all new three-in-one Arctic Silver CPU paste, shampoo, and conditioner now with L'Oreal.

Your gaming PC is worth it, now you are too.

yep it's a Malort advent calendar alright

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

Lady on this train as we pull out of a station: "Help! I need to get off!"

I empathize but the conductors cannot help you with either meaning.

succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

It was an IED, Improvised Edible Device

Gender affirming care SAVES LIVES. Before I transitioned I was murdering people every day

URSUAL K LE GUN

Have you ever been so fucking delighted by a username/icon set that it made you follow a total stranger

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

The Pumpkin King of the Great Plains

The RIAA's You Wouldn't Download a Car meme but with You Wouldn't Fake Une Pipe

Treachery of images but it says RENEE MAGRITTE SHUT THE FUCK UP with a smaller sub-image saying THIS POST MAKE BY ITS A PIPE GANG

I got two.

🦀

the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done

no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat

A man sits in front of a blue mattress which can rock back and forward and which has a structure of mirrors in bright colours above it

Behold, per inbox, "the first ever bed design[ed] for non-monogamy": first of all, I'd say all beds work for non-monogamy; second, good god look at it

Chuck Tingle is undefeated

THEYRE STILL TEXTING

AI overview reading: "While both ladybug and ladybug refer to the same insect, ladybug is the more common and widely accepted spelling, while ladybug is a less common variant"

hi i am losing my mind

A selfie of David looking ecstatic holding a thumb up with a black Ford Expedition in the background. This would normally not be a cause for celebration save that the car's license plate is 6969 making it a nice nice day.

A very nice nice evening to you all

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS