Jas Shaw

Hi Rose! Thanks for the shout out, I hope you are well!

Greater Manchester living up to its name

Easy to overlook but so worth dwelling for a warm moment on the Tories doing numbers you might expect for an indy candidate with a jokey name and a silly costume

A very, very good morning to anyone who defeated Reform and keeps a greyhound.

DLR is all overground and you can often sit at the front, obviously fun. Get off at Canary Wharf and walk over the bridge, to big Asda, get treats. Then on to Mudchute farm. Hang out with muddy pigs while you glance back at the steely dystopian high rise. Strange, good.

Between The Seed And The Timber, by Jas Shaw 6 track album

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Pending fulfilment

This nibbly game where we strip titles seems weird. Either these people are pricks but innocent and we leave them with their positions and status, or they are guilty of awful crimes and the motherfuckers should be in prison?

If you ever have a pang of worry that you are not flourishing as you should be then perhaps take a moment to reassure yourself that it’s highly unlikely that you would be widely and fairly ridiculed using that Downfall clip.

That’s the important stuff, you are doing well, good luck!

The clear, explicit aim of the bill is to reduce otherwise unavoidable suffering. It was debated in fastidious detail in parliament. The conditions for its application are specifically designed to avoid misuse. It’s working perfectly well in many other countries. Let’s also improve palliative care.

It’s worth noting that those using the state of palliative care as an argument against this have, in the many month since this passed the house, put zero effort into improving palliative care.

A little self care for everyone. Get yourself whatever you would want for a banger of a party, pop everything in a little box and put it to the side, ready for when y’know. That’s there for you now, you can think about it any time. You will be so, so happy.

They just keep on squandering perfectly good moon-money

Look, we can’t pay the scientists, engineers or for the running costs but if you give us a billion dollars we will enable workers to analyse office equipment down to an atomic level

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Any of you lot at the anti ‘Br1st0l patr10ts’ thing yesterday?

Try -site:.com a lot of bycatch but refreshing.

Starting the year with hope for the internet. Looking for an extension for DuckDG that blocks chaff sites. Also, looking for a setting that blocks shops, all shops. *Imagine plays faintly*

Mmm, affirmation!
(Hope the night was good)

A fig is just a regular pear that happened to have been on the Event Horizon when the gravity drive was activated

Say what again. I dare you. I double dare you, motherfucker. Call me jinglehorse one more time.

You are right, total ballet! It’s the ballet equivalent of when you hide pills for your dog in cheese or maybe peanut butter

Die Hard is a musical

People who think avant-garde dance is weird and not for them are tricked into really enjoying it by sneaking it into every fight scene of every action movie

Visiting someone in hospital, sure, nurses like chocolate. However, they really like fruit, fancy tea, nice ground coffee. One asked me to bring carrots but I worry that I’ll turn up with a bag of carrots and she’s not there and it looks like I think of them all as mistreated ponies

The usual ming, you haven’t missed anything. Just get a bit misty when I see people being strong the good sense of the word.

Justifiably furious people responding in a measured, dignified and constructive way always gets me

As we both know, he’s got a rare ability to engage with the past without it coming off as lazy nostalgia. Whatever gets played, I bet you won’t be disappointed!
(That will be fun)

The good fight

Seen zero wrapped-chat this year. Proper job.