Jas Shaw

Getting the computer to guess the answer rather than calculate it is risky and slower but also the future of efficiency, I’m in!

Consent is an existential threat to openai so naturally they are making a sexbot.

The unexpected inverse of the ‘this is my food’s food’ joke

All-lowercase-no-punctuation makes your posts look like Sam Altman messaging Morrissey.

I nominate Portland the Cabaret Voltaire of America (extremely complimentary)

I just found out about scooped bagels and it’s reminded me that America is the cream cheese Icarus, it cannot be saved.

I’m chalking an H onto my lawn as I write this

That thing where you want the prestigious peace prize but the last remaining friend you haven’t publicly double crossed yet is still in the middle of an appalling genocide.

Tom Clancy’s Radiohead - Ghost Splinter

On the train to London, in black, with an old CTM tote that’s got a 2 litre coke bottle filled to the brim with my own piss in it; feeling the most doom metal I’ve felt in ages. Have a blessed day, my fellow shrieking revenants!)))

Sounds ripe, I know, so here’s my working:
The only language Trump speaks is money. International Trade makes up 25% of US GDP? It’s split over so many countries. The simplest demographic with the largest stake in the US economy is the Americans.

Dear Americans,

Made my coffee a few grams stronger this morning and until it wears off I think I’m sold on the idea that Americans are going to have to boycott America.

Waking to news of the Americans deploying surrealism against authoritarianism has warmed my heart.

You have, in these few posts, already done more work on this than they have.

I don’t go into supermarkets so a lot of things felt odd. I walked past a deodorant that claimed to keep you fresh for 72 hours, it haunts me now.

Between The Seed And The Timber, by Jas Shaw 6 track album

If you think of birds as little monosynths then everywhere is cafe oto
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The wrong-speed option would be a real and significant application upgrade for music applications.

When a friend was doing their stay-in-country-test they had an app to test their patriotic knowledge. I failed it, all of the people who we were hanging out with failed it, it’s not stuff British people know.

He passed it and still reckons Brits are a bunch of cunts.

Discogs for policies supported, governmenting is really just a subset of djing.

In the good timeline Super Furry Animals are Oasis

Just wait until politicians learn about letting someone with a different outlook to them do a ‘remix’ of their policy, making it enticing to the demographic that they represent. Club culture is here to rescue democracy.

Cracked it: allow politicians, companies and military leaders to post their plans into the dj promo portals for evaluation and feedback.

Cracked it: the extra support that the gun gets from pants is reassuring but gun against arse is uncomfortable and possibly unhygienic? Solution - two pairs of pants!

I get the best side arm advice from djs, so grateful to this community!

Super quick one, when I put my gun down the back of my trousers does it go inside the pants too or between the pants and the trousers?

‘Just one tablet and I instantly knew my peas would never touch my beans again’

Contrary to popular opinion, it cannot metabolise the entire carcass. The packaging and instructions are excreted as a smooth, scentless pellet well away from its lair.

Autism’s markings allow it to blend in with the environment. It may lie in wait for hours, awaiting a paracetamol which stands no chance once it enters the strike zone.

Using its sharp teeth and forward set eyes to spot weak or elderly specimens, autism predates paracetamol.

They are swimming under layers of processing that may well not work to address the problems I have with the track, usually.