ellzi

I would say have you realised your behaviour has been sickening but you know he doesn’t have that kind of self awareness

was it the maccies connor?

‘getting to’ like they’re 6 year olds at a birthday party getting happy meals not professional athletes having to put up with what trump wants

re: hockey, Muhammad Ali, one of the greatest boxers ever to live, gave up three years in the prime of his life — years in which his fighting would have been at peak; actual money incalculable — rather than fight in an unjust war, so noping out on grandpa’s burger bash should be an easy choice

This is a great piece. Thank you for writing it. It chimes a lot with my reaction

People on Bluesky: “sPoRtS aReN’t PoLiTiCaL”

The United States men’s national hockey team: *parties in their dressing room with Kash Patel*

I know a lot of you are American but that’s no excuse

I would take torpedoing my fantasy year where he’s my starter if hellyebuck just suddenly became really really shit for a bit

full 20 mins of 3v3 if required

anyone rooting for team USA is co-signing the inevitable “best nation on ICE” tweets they’re gonna post immediately after.

but first Gus Kenworthy time, lfg

george costanza shifting into slovakia mode

switzerland, I was rooting for you, we were all rooting for you 😭

ew why is someone there in a steelers jersey? embarrassing

excellent idea

if only there was a way for the players I like (phillips, knight etc) to have a nice time while curl has a bad time

yeah, especially when there have been games he’s either basically single handedly won or been the only notable forward. gotta feel bad to get a hatty and still lose

forgot alt text, it’s soupy from the wonder years in a phantoms jersey

the best performance by someone in a philly related hockey jersey today (scuse the blurriness I was going feral)

having a great time at the wonder years show in london. I sure hope the flyers aren’t doing anything embarrassing

you know I keep that Big Magnet on me

trying to use up my stash. I’m rolling a d10 to see what colour I use next.
also if you’re thinking ‘ellzi, were you sewing in bed when you took this pic? what if you drop the needle’ you’re right to think that and it WAS a problem

an in progress cardigan with many different coloured stripes

me sowing (knitting a cardigan with 10 different yarns): hehe haha hoho
me reaping (weaving in all the ends): oh me oh my oh no

it’s more likely than you think

hehe haha had to stay home from the pub cause I’m sick but getting to watch this game is p nice

BABY BOY BARKEY FIRST NHL
GOAL LETS GO

happy new year, go birds, go flyers, god bless

started my new year skanking to a ska version of auld land syne as god intended

he had a great time AND we won :)

brought my 4 year old nephew to a hockey game. introducing him to one of my favourite things is fun! bit I’m
also trying to rein in Fan Auntie whose team is playing her most hated team. so far minimal swearing