jove skellington

yeah for like a week people would make accounts with slurs as the handle and then follow a bunch of people as a way to get around moderation

it worked better than it should have

a New York Mets fan
for whom the spring and summer
bring disappointment

I don’t watch baseball but I’m glad that those who do are suffering for their poor decisions

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Make All Classic Cartoons Free After leaving HBO Max earlier this year, ‘Looney Tunes’ is a hit on Tubi, the company says, and popular across generations. It should be a model for every classic cartoons trapped in streaming limbo.

After leaving HBO Max earlier this year, ‘Looney Tunes’ is a hit on Tubi, the company says, and popular across generations. It should be a model for every classic cartoons trapped in streaming limbo.

women are about 78% of the healthcare workforce in america. i know people know this but it’s always worthwhile to state it outright. not only is it gendered to underpay healthcare workers but men who get “caught up” in it are undervalued for doing female-coded work. same with teachers.

The people yearn for FNAF

ikea or something

Iirc Arby’s sous vide’s their burgers bc they don’t have flat tops. If they do the same with the steak then that would explain the relative tenderness

If you described these polling numbers and the conclusions in an intro level stats class they would tell you that the reasoning was faulty

If a plurality of people don’t know about a candidate, then it’s obvious that the opinions of those who do are only very dubiously representative

yikes, unfollowing now. huge fan of his pathological hunger for lasagna; didn’t realize he’d kicked odie off the end of the table

The “funniest” part about this response is the fact that they either end up inadvertently tying crime and poverty or claiming that poverty itself is a sin

It was bad enough when Steam wasn’t regulating the Unity slop at all, this new wave is going to be worse by far

So cool that the two of the three main mayoral candidates for by far the largest city in the country are peddling talking points engineered by a satirical character named “Lieutenant Shithead” 64 years ago

A blog post by Shaun King. The relevant portion reads: “As you may know, this campaign was just practice. Yes, it was for real, but we will kick it up several notches with our first official campaign. I have pledged to push my body beyond its limits to climb the highest mountain on each of the seven continents of the world to motivate you to push past your limits to change 7 of the ugliest issues facing our world. I chose to climb Mt. Rainier because it is really the number one training mountain in the United States for climbers that…”

An excerpt of a book by Shaun King. It describes that he attended a six day mountaineering school on Mt Baker, but gave up after four days

It looks like he pledged to climb Rainier but didn’t make it through the mountaineering school at Baker

I would keep him in his own special room and call him my Creature

Just learned the difference between a croque monsieur and a croque madame is an egg and it’s named that because the egg looks like a ladies fancy hat. That’s when society worked, when we were all putting little hats on sandwiches.

I don’t violate the law, I engage in consensually non-consensual sexual activity with it

The true rebellious spirit of the counterculture: demanding everyone sit together in an office

the part about that “i love hitler” groupchat is that it’s not surprising that all young republicans are nazis, this is just the average rightwinger these days. they’re all extremists who love every extreme position possible and everyone needs to realize that

I was going to post a funny but fucked up joke, but I got almost 1000 new followers overnight and who knows if they are Joke Understanders

imagine buying a dogshit truck to compensate for your dogshit cock and then finding out that women hate both and that you’re losing custody of your kids

You can block Will Stancil. You can live a life free of madness.

No fucking way that’s what catturd looks like

Classic

Did musk post hog or somethign

Ty ty

Did one of you put me in a starter pack again

My haters stay punching the air