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there simply isn't a beer big enough for me when he goes

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

But also I usually just squat because I don’t push those plates for nothing

Genuinely if you want to know the answer, when I’m in a position where either of those options isn’t possible I stand one straight leg and kick my other one back as I reach down

I’m so sorry Robin. Here for you always.

does this qualify as an analog horror arg? it just might

Fartlow: R-Eve-lations

eve fartlow 2: even fartlower

Omg wait I want in on this too

Mr penjamin and I are becoming reacquainted after an unbearably lengthy time apart (24 hours)

That and Pokopia yeah

My favorite starter in a long time

Don’t even need to see the final forms; stop the count he’s already won (my heart)

joshy needy drinky

Gavin Newsom? More like Dashin’ Handsome 😍 call me potassium deficient the way my calves are cramping just thinking about him

That part! Then she’s gonna show Trump what a REAL president looks like when she refuses to stoop to his level and pardons him on her first day…but not before she makes him kiss the ring 🤣💅👑

Sorry snowflakes, the future (moderate, fiscally conservative but socially liberal policy) is now

Can’t wait for Gavin Newsom to say “Nigga please” on the campaign trail in an attempt appeal to black voters and dunk on JD Vance and for Resist Libs to be wearing it on t-shirts with a shitty AI image of Newsom in a durag within the hour

Call it a doubletake the way I simultaneously make two highly contentious but fundamentally contradictory claims

The whole reason we’re in this AWFUL position is that Bernie Bros, who aren’t even real Democrats, voted for Tr*mp in droves in 2016 & 2020.

That’s why we Democrats—in order to win over independent voters—MUST be bold, and embrace the politics of responsible moderates like Hillary Rodham Clinton.

38 likes to 2500+ comments is insane

free note to everyone: you can just say we shouldn’t be bombing Iran rather than pretending this would be fine if Trump explained himself better

average person cheering for war in iran

In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel

Recognition is death.

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

Holy shit closing out black history month strong this year

Godspeed

will never not crack me up that French right-wingers complain about something called "le wokisme"

Yeah

while you were studying the blade, i went to the store