Jordan

Canucks are 4-1-1 in their last 6.

Happy New Year you shitheads

Without Hughes and Hronek, the Abbotsford Canucks have a better d corp than the Vancouver Canucks.

Trade everyone

The difference between a basic keurig machine and a high end keurig machine is like the difference between Quinn Hughes and Tyler Myers

My sister just informed us that her and her husband are trying for a baby! Imma be an uncle...again.

My god what a shot

A Petey goal FROM MILLER???? BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FUED??

An Elias Pettersson goal? In this economy? With JT Miller in the lineup?

The highest his value will get. Trade him now!

Or it's exposing how much he sucks

Or showing everyone how much he sucks

Whyyyy are the Canucks playing Desharnes instead of Brannstrom?

Because Americans see them as "less than"

I'd rather snow than this shit

I've had a cold the last few days and I swear I actually have every 19th Century disease. I have consumption, cholera, Scarlett Fever, typhus, black lung, bird flu, black plague, and malaria.

Only if you're good

No milk for you!

I do

That turns a $6000 car into a $60000 project. But it might be worth it just for the seats and power glide suspension

I was just thinking to myself the other day "hmmm. What if I booked a solo trip to Korea?"

Maybe not.

I know it'd be really stupid. But I want to buy one of those late 70s early 80s land yacht cars. Lincoln Continental. Just cruise in comfort.

No it'd be much better at the end of the year, rather the beginning

Thank you. Only cost me my sanity and happiness but I'm healthy.

I've officially lost 100lbs. I've gone from fat guy to dad bod.

Right??

I'm in love

People who use the microwave in the office lunchroom to heat up fish or curry should have rocks thrown at them

So tight. Almost like a playoff game.