Radish Doodles

Omg yesssss

a draft i wrote just now that says: if eating cheese makes me fart a lot, does that mean i am lactose intolerant, or do i just tolerate it in an awesome way, cuz farting is fun unless my tummy hurts or the fart becomes something else anyways have a wonderful day

i found a good use for drafts

An illustration of my OC Egg the Trans Raccoon sitting on a large cherry blossom with some petals floating around them. Egg is pink with blue and white accents, and a trans flag striped tail.

Cherry blossom breeze 🌸

[ #cuteart #furryart #trans ]

I can hear her mutter "gross", when they kiss.

Hmm yes. True True.

how do you keep your tummy warm, because I am a thiccy thicc gal, and my stomach just CHILLS SO FAST in crop tops. I feel like a Care Bear that got hit with bad feelings.

screenshot of a text that says "GUARDS seize him" and in between the texts is a sticker of a cat wearing armor and a sticker of a medieval manuscript rabbit with a shield, both brandishing swords

my partner and I have this new bit where whenever I text them something funny and don't hear audible laughter on receipt, I do this:

The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

Nooooo

Wait why did I give that information up willingly.

One time when I had a nose bleed, I sneezed and blood came out my eyes.

She can fix me.

I keep the blood donations fresh!

Price keeps looking at an imaginary camera, a la Office.

I like to help local commerce by buying knives.

Price is TIRED of hearing about it.

Give me her name, I need her skilled hands.

pokopia font text meme "fill him with eggs" lettering on a green (ditto shaped?) cutout over a pokemon themed landscape background

I had to do it 🥚✨

Oh until they wet sneeze.

He was purring so much. I was squimched.

I am feral over this, you must know.

I know you can

My partner was trying to tell me about another club that operates in the same building as his HAM radio club and it was a very confusing moment.
Him: Unix Operating System club
Me: eunuchs?
Him: yeah! Unix!
Me: like the opera singers?

I join too.

I could never hold a professional occupation. I am a feral thing.

*close up on @aplante.com * "she left just as much blood on scene as the victim, she's an idiot."

The blue stupid connector with a dumb bent needle because it's made of PLASTIC. IT USED TO BE METAL. PLASTIC DOESN'T PENETRATE RUBBER STOPPERS CSL BEHRING.

A close up of the stupid plastic connector with a bent needle because OF COURSE IT'S BENT.

These FRIGGIN' PLASTIC NEEDLES. JUST WANT TO MIX MY MEDS.

Still thinking about how jealous I am of a koala.

I hope you get interviewed.