Jack Falstaff

I suspect the average man doesn't read much once high school is over. Stats bear that out. Why chase a market that's not interested in the product?

They're not known for deep thinking or caring what happens to the proles.

Pigs do that, though. Make of that what you will.

a man with a bald head and a red shirt is smiling for the camera ALT: a man with a bald head and a red shirt is smiling for the camera

For his next trick, Trump will go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

C'mon, maybe just create the Super Duper Double Secret Denali Avenir Turbo XL Sport Edition for a gajillion dollars - just gotta sell one to make the nut!

Red-Brown? I can't tell the players without a program

Fabulous song!

Got that right. But it will crash the US Dollar worldwide. Buhbye global reserve currency.

Surprised it wasn't 88

Dumbasses.

What part of his campaign did she see? Terrorist promises made, terrorist promises kept.

Rack of ages, rack of ages, cleft for me!

That was always the plan.

@aprildaniels.bsky.social - Philips Series 3000 - paid 59 Euros for it - great little unit. Made perfect rice last night.

I just got a smaller Philips for about $40 - testing it out now.

I loooove my Zoroushi.

Put the rice in a pan or bowl and put in a lot of water. Swirl it around and it'll get cloudy, drain off water. Do this again and again - maybe 10 times, until the water stays clear. Then, use a 1:1.25 ratio of rice:water (so, 1 cup rice, 1.25 cups water) in your pan or rice cooker.

I am unclear on the definition of a shitpost - what izzit anyway?

And she's gonna make them regret it.

Right there with you George. 🖖

Marked safe from snorting cocaine off toilet seats.

Come hang out in Spain.

It's about all citizens- foreign-born is the thin end of the wedge. If they do it, they'll come for anyone they don't like.

If they're blaming Ford, they ARE idiots.

And he lives in Monaco as a foreigner. Can't make this shit up.

All of us of an age remember when we first heard that album. I was in a mall and heard Running with the Devil and was instantly hooked by Eddie's guitar work.

Whatever it was, I'm betting it's far far older and weirder than we can possibly imagine. Could have been a whole universe like ours that played itself out, coalesced, and rebirthed itself in *our* iteration of the Big Bang. Hell, maybe some trans-universal intelligence said "Let there be light"?

So, will we be able to get Kung Pao Poutine now?

You can buy those "placards" for $15 on ebay.

The comedian of automotive journalism who is also a model train aficionado like you've never met. He's in a club with a yuuuge layout.