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i write about video games for the website “Mashable dot com” and hold several NBA records

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Latest posts by yelix.bsky.social on Bluesky


everything the Warriors have done to close out Steph’s career has just been baffling and sad

20.02.2026 04:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Mario Party Party 5
YouTube video by Giant Bomb Mario Party Party 5

a little nighttime viewing youtu.be/qzfLCnwa-hI?...

20.02.2026 04:16 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fly honeys are blowing up Nick Miller’s pager

20.02.2026 03:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Everyone is talking about this.

20.02.2026 03:30 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I invented a new reaction image tonight btw. Feel free to use it

20.02.2026 03:25 — 👍 88    🔁 19    💬 5    📌 4

gamers of the night roll call

20.02.2026 03:25 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

yeah they don’t look fun but they look Cool

20.02.2026 03:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

why

20.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

reading about Xenosaga lore and maybe i should become a Xenosaga guy

20.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Wesley R. Dingus

20.02.2026 02:31 — 👍 26    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

reading Cledus T. Judd’s Wikipedia page

20.02.2026 02:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This would be challenging to pull off because in my opinion all women deserve gold medals.

20.02.2026 02:13 — 👍 457    🔁 51    💬 3    📌 2

i have dear friends in real life who have me as Yelix in their phone contacts, it’s just my lot in life at this point

19.02.2026 22:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that’s a real good version of cyberpunk yeah

19.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i’m the real woke stifler. accept no substitutes

19.02.2026 22:05 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sometimes i think “why don’t i have a blue check on here when so many of my peers do” and then i remember it is almost impossible to find out my real name or what i look like from my profile

19.02.2026 22:03 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 6    📌 0

there’s some genuine “i can’t believe this is running on a Nintendo console” stuff going on

19.02.2026 21:59 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

it’s not getting a lot of discussion in my circles because well there’s a lot more important stuff going on, but the state of third party Switch 2 ports is approximately ten thousand times better than it was on Switch 1 so far

19.02.2026 21:57 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That’s Jan

19.02.2026 21:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

of course i’m only talking about the currently available free demo for Pragmata

19.02.2026 21:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i can only say so much at this moment in time but Capcom in particular is doing some crazy work on switch 2

19.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yeah the state of third party ports is soooo much better than switch 1 so far

19.02.2026 21:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i’ve never understood it. manhattan residents have easier access to the rest of the city than anyone but they refuse to use it. frankly they should be jumping with joy at the prospect of leaving work island

19.02.2026 21:39 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

outer borough resident looking at a 45 minute commute into manhattan: that’s fine, i’ll just bring a book or something

manhattan resident looking at 45 min commute into any outer borough: that’s simply too much. i can never do this

19.02.2026 21:36 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

i’m sincerely curious about it, so if you’ve got anything you’re willing/able to share on the subject, you’ve got at least one person here who would find it interesting!

19.02.2026 20:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

legitimately a little jealous of anyone playing it this way for the first time

19.02.2026 20:36 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Xenoblade X on Switch 2 looks incredible

19.02.2026 20:32 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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19.02.2026 18:08 — 👍 44    🔁 65    💬 14    📌 15

I consider mids loud. I get fully destroyed off half a hit of that booty shit.

19.02.2026 20:19 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i hear “It was merely that concrete” in Jack Nicholson’s voice in my head a lot. this post won’t make sense to most of you and that’s fine

19.02.2026 20:17 — 👍 40    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

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