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gamers of the night roll call

It’s that and Bayo 2 for me

Vanquish easily clears Nier Automata in the Platinum rankings. No debate

Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker is now on Nintendo Music

oh god i could never do it at an airport

brother this gummy is hitting like 2001 barry bonds rn

yeah i’ll be interested to see if that helps them

this is good to hear, i also like them

do the kids know Bowling for Soup. is “Girl All the Bad Guys Want” blowing up on tiktok

I think video game consoles have spirits in them

I think a silly yet undeniably catchy Bowling for Soup single could heal the nation

texting my friend “Dude. We have to get way into Shinto” at 3:47am on a Thursday

i should mention that i’m a video game reviewer and not a football coach so maybe don’t listen to anything i say about this

NFL preseason strategy has gotten so weird. the falcons sat michael penix in the first of three preseason games and no disrespect to the young man but he’s, like, precisely who should be getting those kinds of reps imo

here’s the thing about this team: they are weird and disappointing and riddled with injuries, but thanks to the American League, they’re like a good two week stretch away from being a playoff team

exactly

they gave up a 2 run homer to the nationals right after i posted this

i know i’m really becoming a baseball fan because i keep watching royals games despite them being under .500 in august and not being on TV here

lol i have a friend whose main form of exercise is DDR, that’s an interesting little subculture

yeah it’s just repetitive and tedious and it takes so long to see results. it’s also just not that fun to occupy the same space as people who are in much better shape than you tbh

i guess on some level i’m just jealous of anyone who enjoys exercise. please understand i’m not looking for advice, i have tried everything, i just don’t find it fun for the most part

as a slovenly fat guy i respect people who commit to fitness but to be honest i find it very off putting when someone’s entire personality is Gym

lol i haven’t gotten there yet but now i’m “excited” to see it

yeah i liked Dawntrail but i don’t think i can do a fourth expansion in a row that ends with you touring a dead civilization

the guy simply can’t tell a story. the parts of the remake games that work are the parts that are based on stuff other people wrote 28 years ago

i don’t think the ending to FF7 rebirth is amazing but if you’ve ever played another tetsuya nomura game i’m not sure why you’d expect it to be better than it was

Bananza’s reliance on vocal theme songs is really encouraging. I predict that within a decade Monolith Soft will have infected every part of Nintendo. We’re gonna get a Kirby game about Gnosticism

this drove me nuts in 8 too

not that impressed by the Kelce podcast having Taylor Swift as a guest. one of them is literally dating her. call me when they get, like, Rick Moranis on instead

CFB at least has the benefit of being extremely funny almost every weekend