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woke stifler

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i write about video games for the website “Mashable dot com” and hold several NBA records

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Woke Stifler…it seems you might have some sort of mysterious power.

Woke Stifler…it seems you might have some sort of mysterious power.

07.03.2026 21:43 — 👍 47    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

there’s a lot of really thoughtful stuff like the sponsored kits and the Rook shell that make this seemingly a lot more approachable and low-stakes than the average extraction shooter

07.03.2026 20:29 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yes

07.03.2026 20:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hmm. I like Marathon!

07.03.2026 20:23 — 👍 29    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

i can tolerate the limp bizkit behind blue eyes cover but the disturbed sound of silence cover is the ultimate shitty one of those to me

07.03.2026 16:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

some people will simply never forgive timothee chalamet for being kind of a normal white guy from NYC who likes sports and rap music instead of whatever they thought he was

07.03.2026 16:44 — 👍 32    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

there are honestly times when i think i like the alien ant farm smooth criminal more than the original. it’s not all the time but it’s sometimes

07.03.2026 16:38 — 👍 29    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Not a lot of people know this but orcs are real and they maintain a peaceful existence in rural Montana

07.03.2026 16:35 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Selfie of Hammam and Abood. Abood is wearing a blue shirt and looks sad. Hammam is wearing a shirt with some text on it and looks tired.

Selfie of Hammam and Abood. Abood is wearing a blue shirt and looks sad. Hammam is wearing a shirt with some text on it and looks tired.

Pic of Hammam, Abood and their mother. Hammam is looking into the camera. Abood and mother are hugging.❤️

Pic of Hammam, Abood and their mother. Hammam is looking into the camera. Abood and mother are hugging.❤️

Abood in his medical leg wrapping. He expresses severe distress and pain and is looking at his leg. Taken shortly after his accident, trying to help his mother carry water.

Abood in his medical leg wrapping. He expresses severe distress and pain and is looking at his leg. Taken shortly after his accident, trying to help his mother carry water.

Abood, looking distressed on a blanket. Please help him get the operation!

Abood, looking distressed on a blanket. Please help him get the operation!

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My mother, who suffers from asthma, my disabled brother, I are appealing to you from Gaza. We are suffering; our lives are catastrophic as homeless people💔
My disabled brother needs surgery to insert a metal plate, which costs €200.
We implore you to donate to us🤲
chuffed.org/project/1580...

07.03.2026 10:08 — 👍 86    🔁 161    💬 7    📌 20
It's all right, it's okay, there's something to live for- Jesus told me so!
YouTube video by LittleSkullKid It's all right, it's okay, there's something to live for- Jesus told me so!

Xenoblade composers posting shots from the recording studio on Twitter youtu.be/OSjOcCa1olk?...

07.03.2026 15:57 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

“disco elysium would be better if it had combat and earthbound would be better if it didn’t” is probably the best opinion i’ll ever have

07.03.2026 15:37 — 👍 21    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

gamers of the night roll call

07.03.2026 03:35 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 8    📌 0

i had another one

07.03.2026 03:16 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

damn i see why people fuck with this

07.03.2026 02:56 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

smoking the second cigarette of my life

07.03.2026 02:48 — 👍 22    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

it’s frozen daiquiri friday

07.03.2026 01:34 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

im on da bus

06.03.2026 23:54 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

SAVE THE DATE: Thursday, March 12th will be STELLATHON: A FUNDRAISER FOR YOUR COOL ONLINE FRIEND.

Games streamers! Artists! Storytellers! Giveaways, baby! Participants will be revealed throughout the next week.

Let’s get @antlervel.vet her money back!

Poster by @yotsuben.bsky.social.

06.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 346    🔁 146    💬 5    📌 3

generally speaking i think selling out is where a lot of careers start, not end

06.03.2026 21:42 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

now granted i was a child in the 90s but i when people say stuff like “being a sell-out could end your career back then” i feel like that has literally never been true

06.03.2026 21:42 — 👍 29    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Like I genuinely believe it does more harm than good for those numbers to be publicly available at all

06.03.2026 21:34 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I really don’t think Steam concurrent players is a useful metric for basically anyone besides the people who made the game in question. The average person can’t or won’t apply the proper context to them

06.03.2026 21:31 — 👍 23    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 1

I choose to believe that Koei Tecmo making Pokopia will eventually lead to a Pokemon musou game

06.03.2026 17:53 — 👍 33    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 1

He’s a cool guy

06.03.2026 17:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A painful plea
My wife suffers from a heart valve prolapse &inflammation in her shoulder.
My 5 kids are without shelter& food.
And I am now injured by a quadcopter l need a $300 surgery to remove shrapnel from my body
Contribute urgently🥹
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chuffed.org/project/lobnah

06.03.2026 12:24 — 👍 58    🔁 99    💬 12    📌 16

yeah Tekken is kind of the original Dad Game

06.03.2026 17:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

marry me tomodachi is making me really really excited for the new tomodachi life

06.03.2026 17:05 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Jury’s still out on Pragmata here

06.03.2026 16:56 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Last of Us and God of War are Dad Games. Donkey Kong Bananza is not though because I don’t see DK as a father figure for Pauline. It’s an Uncle Game

06.03.2026 16:55 — 👍 78    🔁 14    💬 4    📌 0

hey

06.03.2026 16:43 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0