JLaw, not Trisolaran

Just saw someone call the military occupation of DC a distraction, and that’s it, the it’s a distraction people have lost it. We should wait until the bulldozer is running over your house and all chime in with “isn’t there something else we should be talking about”

Hi diddly ho goonerino!

Apparently unrecognized masturbation addiction looks like a Flanders-heavy episode of the Simpsons

Sir where do you think this is

thinking about posting jokes on here has anyone tried this

Mark Cuban posts: Want to use rich people like me to your advantage? Incent us to help those who need it the most. Lower corp taxes for comps that pay a min of $25 per hour. Lower corp taxes if employees get stock at the same pct as the CEO. Bottom up incentives work. Dems never innovate. They bitch marthapearce55.bsky.social replies: You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?

Mark Cuban getting ratiod by a complete rando

Counterpoint: it was really funny dude

We need an Inglorious Basterds system to make sure people always know who bought a Cybertruck

Centrist Dems are honestly hoping that not a single Palestinian is still alive in 2028 so they can run without having to answer these questions

Approximately how many Black people would you like dead

the video-content shift sucks shit. smokes forever.

oh I meant all the infinity cigarettes

facebook aunts in shambles

don't tempt me with a good time

at least cigarettes make you look cool

It's true and she's right to say it.

Zohran could turn this team around

embarassing, in shambles

so you're pro genocide then cool

I sometimes like to do short writing exercises where I try to imagine what it would be like to have cream of wheat instead of a brain and it sounds exactly like the president for some reason

Many people are saying that the number 25 is a real scary one. A nasty one, folks. Sometimes there's a two, sometimes there's a five. Disgusting. We could have something beautiful, perhaps a 7? 7's are lucky, that's what they say, just like at my big casino. Very unfair.

So you guys only respond to peasants coughing and dying in line while they wait with their bowls for your scraps

good lord you suck

it would help Mark

Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.

you mean the files that couldn't be opened until January 2025? Those files? The files specifically containing the Epstein List.

who was president then JD

I hate knowing I am three weeks *older* than this shitweasel

okay would love to see those names too

Frame from Rambo with text "This film is dedicated to the brave farmer's market stands of Martha's Vineyard"

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”