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I’m a librarian, and I’ve got problems. Look for LIBRARIAN TALES by creator @williamottens.com. http://librarianproblems.com

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a girl says " i have absolutely nothing to wear " Alt: GIF of Hillary Duff looking at a full rack of clothes. Caption reads, “I have absolutely nothing to wear.”

When all your cardigans are dirty

30.09.2025 20:20 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman is standing in front of a wall of pictures and a sign that says 100 % true Alt: GIF of Britney from Glee in front of a wall of pictures looking at a forkful of cake. Caption reads, “100% true”

When someone says your library is the best library

24.09.2025 18:27 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a woman 's face with a triangle and a mathematical formula . Alt: A close up of a woman's face. She has a thoughtful expression, and mathematical symbols and figures appear in front of her.

Trying to comprehend the organization of a friend’s bookshelf

17.09.2025 16:03 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a plaid shirt is holding a blue bag with the words back pain written above him Alt: GIF of Blanche from the Golden Girls walking in the front door hunched over and reaching for a chair. Dorothy rushes to help. The GIF is captioned with “Back Pain”

When ALL the holds are on the bottom shelves

12.08.2025 14:59 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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kermit the frog is driving a car and waving . Alt: GIF of Kermit the frog in the driver’s seat of a car. He turns and gives a grimacing look at the camera.

“I’d love to be a librarian and sit and read all day!”

08.08.2025 00:09 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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a man wearing glasses says ooh girl i got this Alt: GIF of Jujubee from RuPaul’s Drag Race out of drag and wearing glasses with a hand raised to their face. Caption reads “Ooh girl I got this.”

When a patron says their reference question may be difficult

09.07.2025 22:11 — 👍 19    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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an elderly woman wearing a hat and a blue jacket Alt: GIF of Maggie Smith in Downton Abbey grinning and shimmying. She’s wearing a fancy hat and a blue jacket.

When a patron checks out a book you suggested

08.07.2025 20:55 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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a man is looking out a window and says `` let me in '' . Alt: GIF of Conan O’Brien looking in a window, placing his hand on the glass. Caption reads, “Let me in.”

Sign on door: The Library will be closed today for staff training

Patrons:

30.06.2025 16:38 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman in a sequined dress is walking in the fog . Alt: GIF of Moira from Schitt’s Creek in a sequined dress is walking in the fog. She lifts one arm, then cuts to her lifting both with pigeons flying out of her way.

When you wear a new cardigan to work

29.06.2025 13:31 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman in a wig says " i am such a big fan of yours " Alt: GIF of RuPaul with big blonde hair and sparkly top. Caption reads "I am such a big fan of yours"

When you meet one of your favorite authors #ALAAC25

28.06.2025 13:06 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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a white feather is laying on a rock Alt: GIF of Grogu from the Mandalorian popping out from behind a stone wall

When you’re out and about and you hear someone mention libraries

27.06.2025 14:30 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a blue shirt is sitting at a table and talking to someone . Alt: GIF of Winston Schmidt from New Girl in a blue shirt is sitting at a table and talking to someone. Caption reads, “This place is a cardigan gold mine.”

Excited to be headed to #ALAAC25 this weekend!

26.06.2025 14:06 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman is sitting at a table and says the plot thickens ... Alt: GIF of Angela Lansbury sitting at a table stuffing popcorn into her mouth. Caption reads, “the plot thickens ...”

It’s okay to eat popcorn at the desk, right?

05.06.2025 20:52 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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a girl with a spoon in her mouth is eating a green jelly Alt: GIF of Lex from Jurassic Park with a spoon of green jelly trembling in front of her face. She looks terrified.

When you’re on the desk and a huge children’s program releases

28.05.2025 17:00 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at someone . Alt: GIF of Judge Judy tapping her watch and then slapping the desk in front of her.

When your desk replacement is five minutes late into your lunch break

16.05.2025 13:58 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon of a wizard and king with netflix written on the bottom Alt: GIF of the wizard and King Zog from Disenchantment. The wizard blows on a book he’s holding and it crumbles into a cloud of dust. Both characters cough.

When you pull a book from reference

15.05.2025 22:58 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman is sitting on the ground looking at her cell phone with a #schitts creek logo behind her Alt: GIF of Alexis from Schitt’s Creek sitting on the ground looking at her cell phone. She’s exasperated and says, “What am I supposed to do?!”

When you promote a huge event through the newsletter, website, social media, and the local paper, and day of someone says, “Well, I didn’t know this was happening!”

12.05.2025 17:31 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a man 's face with a serious expression on his face . Alt: GIF of a close up of a man’s face. He’s blinking and turning his head in astonishment.

When a patron prints 20 pages but says they should only have to pay for the one they meant to

26.04.2025 21:55 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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What Weekend GIF ALT: What Weekend GIF

When you have to work Saturday and Sunday

27.04.2024 21:17 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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The real reason I go to library conferences

24.04.2025 21:39 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman is holding a banana in her hands and making a funny face . Alt: GIF Kristen Wiig as Sue on SNL, clutching and pulling the collar of the multi colored sweater she’s wearing over her mouth

Resisting the urge to spoil a book you’re excited about

21.04.2025 17:28 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Libraries need your support!

Take action to support libraries at buff.ly/41eAGMI!

18.04.2025 18:03 — 👍 38    🔁 18    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon of a wizard holding a wand with fadingchildhood tumblr at the bottom Alt: GIF of Merlin from The Sword in the Stone dancing while books and scrolls float into an open case

When all your holds come in at once

18.04.2025 16:09 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Sign bunny emoticon with “Dismantle ignorance, not libraries” sign

Sign bunny emoticon with “Dismantle ignorance, not libraries” sign

15.03.2025 20:25 — 👍 13    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a library looking at a computer monitor Alt: Titus from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt in a library looking at a computer monitor and gasping in shock

Getting a quote for a database

11.01.2025 21:29 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a cartoon character from adventure time is standing in a field with his mouth wide open . Alt: GIF of a Jake the Dog from Adventure Time is standing in a field with his mouth wide open in awe. Stars sparkle around his head.

Touring a brand new library

10.01.2025 16:50 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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a woman wearing a floral shirt is laughing with her eyes closed . Alt: GIF of Kitty Forman from That 70’s Show. She’s wearing a floral shirt and is laughing with her eyes closed.

Patron: “I think it’d be so awesome to work here. It’s so quiet!”

Me:

06.12.2024 18:46 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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a man is sitting in a chair reading a book and looking at the camera . Alt: Chandler from Friends is sitting in a chair flipping through a book and glaring to the left of the camera

When you’re trying to read but your family keeps talking to you

28.11.2024 19:32 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman in a red shirt is sitting on a couch and looking at the camera . Alt: Miranda Hart in a red shirt sitting on a couch. She nods at the camera with a knowing smirk.

When you see someone with one of your favorite books

26.11.2024 16:06 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a cartoon character from monsters inc making a face . Alt: Boo from Monsters Inc staring boredly and blinking

Shelf reading

19.11.2024 20:52 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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