Jay Jovie Fitzgerald

"Welcome to the Real Men's Outfit Store. We have both kinds of men's clothing; Sissy and Femboy!"

A wonderful slip of the tongue from @queex.bsky.social regarding Clair Obscura - "This has a wonderful Estrus Flask type mechanic to it"

I managed to misspell satisfied as satsissified this morning, which is a whole different thing.

The true goal of finding out a fae's true name is to make it your lifestyle sub

Points at the fenced-off area of Limbo: "What's that over there?"

Virgil: "Ah, that's for the unbaptised age players. Truth be told, it's gotten a bit weird since Dante was last down here."

When the chronic pain brain fog lifts, that's Flowers for Fibromyalgernon

Eating a bar of Hershey's Cookies and Creme. It was palatable to start with, but it's gone all the way round to being awful again.

Getting emotional notes of The Grimace Shake, tbh.

Still gonna finish it, though.

Muttering to myself as I set my Endurance to 10 in Fallout:

"Yeah, you better tell Lloyd's of London; I want 'em running scared."

"Religion is opiate of the masses. Nuclear Contaminated Cyber Hell is Cherenkov of the masses." - Grigor II

"New Cherenkov Surf Competition in Sevastopol. Drink Cherenkov, comrade, and hang twelve!"

"Some say Cherenkov taste like piss. Cherenkov says other energy drinks taste like your piss's piss"

"New Cherenkov Ultra Blue! Oh no... Oh, fuck.

British Hooters, but something is gained in translation and all the staff just have massive noses

Holding the bag of readigrass in front of the clamouring guinea pigs and whispering "They cover," was a bit of a weird time, but I enjoyed it nonetheless.

It's been an odd evening

Today I have made the astute observation that watching the little countdown clock on my sous vide is something akin to food edging.

In other news, I am deeply excited for my confit duck for this evening.

Absolutely fantastic.

Shutting my cock in a cybertruck's boot in order to get swift and darkly ironic bottom surgery.

The Panera Bread Bowl is the analingus of soup.

I will not elaborate.

I have to go into hospital for a week in March; does it send the wrong message to read Ada or Ardor with my head covered in electrodes, or the very right one?

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Hi, I have a patreon that's kind of fallen by the wayside in the last year for personal reasons, but I wrote a story about transphobia that's free to read. Go read it, if you want. It's not an easy read, at least emotionally, and that's the point.

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Working on my latest horror book and realising that it's actually surprisingly hard to find construction specifics for a realdoll. Could one, for example, fit an undead skeleton inside one, for instance?

Someone out there knows the answer and it's apparently not me

Elden Ring is about having a beautiful dream that you're Welsh. Bloodborne is about waking up in England.

Listening to the F+ Podcast about Roy Orbison once again, and this brain poison popped into my head

Well, I've finally jumped ship from twitter after burning my account to the ground.

Anyway, it's trans awareness week and some of you might not know it, but I started the medical pathway to transition ten years ago, today.

Still not done. We need better. We demand better.