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Post image 31.10.2025 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hehehe ๐Ÿ˜‹

31.10.2025 11:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie points at the camera with the words i like that behind him ALT: a man in a suit and tie points at the camera with the words i like that behind him

๐Ÿ˜Š

31.10.2025 11:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Socks ๐Ÿงฆ ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

29.10.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can try to sell your bath water ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

29.10.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are at a fast food restaurant, observing an automated self-serve menu stand.
Blue: These self-serve fast food ordering things sure are convenient.

Green sits back and watches as Blue ticks through the options of his order.
Blue: No pickles, no onionโ€ฆ
Green: I wonder if it lets me order one with nothing.

Blue watches incredulously as Green makes his own order, choosing no ingredients.
Green: No pickles, no sauce, no onion, no patty, no bunโ€ฆ

Once Green has finished making his order, both foxes jump in fright as an unseen kitchen staff fox yells angrily.
Kitchen fox: Who ordered the nothingburger?!

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are at a fast food restaurant, observing an automated self-serve menu stand. Blue: These self-serve fast food ordering things sure are convenient. Green sits back and watches as Blue ticks through the options of his order. Blue: No pickles, no onionโ€ฆ Green: I wonder if it lets me order one with nothing. Blue watches incredulously as Green makes his own order, choosing no ingredients. Green: No pickles, no sauce, no onion, no patty, no bunโ€ฆ Once Green has finished making his order, both foxes jump in fright as an unseen kitchen staff fox yells angrily. Kitchen fox: Who ordered the nothingburger?!

29.10.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4925    ๐Ÿ” 986    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
Post image 29.10.2025 10:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 199    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

couldn't agree more

27.10.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of a little girl laughing ALT: a black and white photo of a little girl laughing
27.10.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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how could I forget?

27.10.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1543    ๐Ÿ” 231    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Google was drunk that day ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

27.10.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 27.10.2025 04:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 847    ๐Ÿ” 88    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Well well....definitely not ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

27.10.2025 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i bet ๐Ÿคฃ

26.10.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the best ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜

26.10.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 26.10.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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plankton from spongebob is sitting in a chair holding a bucket of popcorn ALT: plankton from spongebob is sitting in a chair holding a bucket of popcorn

right ๐Ÿ˜œ and be like

24.10.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fine ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†

24.10.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting in a hammock eating an apple and the words `` bring it '' are visible . ALT: a woman is sitting in a hammock eating an apple and the words `` bring it '' are visible .

ready for some drama too ๐Ÿคฃ

24.10.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

24.10.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

of course ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ

24.10.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i know i repost a lot but yolo ๐Ÿคฃ

24.10.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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holding babies

24.10.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2447    ๐Ÿ” 442    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green turn around towards the sound as they both hear a car horn honking.
Blue: Did you hear that?
Green: yep!

Both foxes dash into action, rushing to the same direction.
Green: It's coming from the intersection outside!
Blue: To the balcony!

Now on the balcony, both foxes look down in fascination as a cacophony of nonstop honking is happening somewhere below.
Green: Wow, the person blocking traffic really thinks they have the right of way.
Blue: Amazing.

Green turns to look over his shoulder to the apartment, while Blue's eyes are still glued on the action. The aggressive honking continues.
Green: Will you keep me updated if I go make us popcorn?
Blue: Sure.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green turn around towards the sound as they both hear a car horn honking. Blue: Did you hear that? Green: yep! Both foxes dash into action, rushing to the same direction. Green: It's coming from the intersection outside! Blue: To the balcony! Now on the balcony, both foxes look down in fascination as a cacophony of nonstop honking is happening somewhere below. Green: Wow, the person blocking traffic really thinks they have the right of way. Blue: Amazing. Green turns to look over his shoulder to the apartment, while Blue's eyes are still glued on the action. The aggressive honking continues. Green: Will you keep me updated if I go make us popcorn? Blue: Sure.

24.10.2025 12:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2983    ๐Ÿ” 491    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in a grocery store, and Green spots a crate displaying a small mountain of fresh persimmon fruit, looking at it with delight.
Green: Persimmons! They're finally in season!

Blue sits back and watches as Green dives into the persimmon pile, sniffing through them. The fruit mound is taller than one whole fox.
Green: Awwwwh, none of them are ripe yet.

Blue looks at Green calmly, as his suggestion brings a spark of inspiration to Green's expression.
Blue: You could get a few and let them ripen in a fruit bowl at home.

As the foxes head home, Green is hauling along a wheeled fruit grate. He has taken every single one of the persimmons that were on display.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in a grocery store, and Green spots a crate displaying a small mountain of fresh persimmon fruit, looking at it with delight. Green: Persimmons! They're finally in season! Blue sits back and watches as Green dives into the persimmon pile, sniffing through them. The fruit mound is taller than one whole fox. Green: Awwwwh, none of them are ripe yet. Blue looks at Green calmly, as his suggestion brings a spark of inspiration to Green's expression. Blue: You could get a few and let them ripen in a fruit bowl at home. As the foxes head home, Green is hauling along a wheeled fruit grate. He has taken every single one of the persimmons that were on display.

22.10.2025 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3371    ๐Ÿ” 491    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
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You lucky ๐Ÿ€ enjoy โ˜บ๏ธ

21.10.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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