John Dipshit

United are 3rd now ffs. Six wins in seven. Pursue the Portuguese Fraud to the ends of the Earth

Verhoeven nailed American fascism but unfortunately couldn’t account for the evils of posting

we lost 40 men on the USS Charlie Kirk during Operation It’s Gay to Have Facial Hair

• US Central Command: Three soldiers killed and five seriously injured in the context of the 'Epic Rage' operation.

This whole thing is astonishing in its chudness

Yer da’s saluting the war memorial you walked by like he’s John Cena

If only GB Energy had been more like than a bullshit quango eh

The problem with nailing yourself down with bullshit fiscal rules and also to a decaying world power run by rapacious paedophiles should be evident by now

Iran just lit up an oil tanker, inflation is going nowhere

Creasing at some turkey teeth himbo trying to do an intercontinental John Wick arc to get his XL bully back from the slaver state

Apparently there’s some influencer trying to get to Dubai from Newcastle because he left his dog there? And it’s not Pen Farthing?

Well, all our client states are on fire, aviation & logistics is fucked, insurance has spiked overnight, and it seems like you’ve just ignited sectarian violence stretching from
Lebanon to Pakistan. But we did get an 86 year old man at his home and over 100 school children, so who really won here

I bet Wes Streeting’s WhatsApp with Mandy are absolute fire now. A shaking his head so he disagrees with it for the ages

@IRGC this is him
Here

Prying himself away from Clavicular getting jestermogged to get burnt like wile e coyote

I am also thinking of them. I’m thinking of some chud jacking it in a Bahraini hotel room until he hears what sounds like a lawnmower getting closer and goes to the window to see

Tom Moore cum extractor feels like the sort of joke that would’ve gotten you jail at the time

Captain Tom Moore IRGC drone swarm

Jesus really? John and mark getting through their middle aged guy ailments intro and then getting into Gorton is wild haha

A country with tens of thousands of ballistics missiles which could hit two of the world’s busiest airports without even touching their elite gear? Sure let’s keep poking them

Hanoi Hannah this time around would be fucking ridiculous. Telling American GIs they’re dying for the international paedophile ring

There was an episode of Radio War Nerd I listened to nearly a decade ago where they lined out all the potential issues with attacking Iran, including but not limited to hitting the gulf states to cause chaos. I’m glad the geniuses in the Pentagon thought ahead for that one

A group of Chinese students holding a sign saying American Eat Shit

Homer in the DMV getting scolded by the manager. Text reads AND YOU, SIR, ARE WORSE THAN HITLER

A just future has this guy and his wretched party in chains rebuilding the Middle East for the rest of their miserable lives

“We’re bombing Iran because Islam forbade baddies” liberal casus belli off to a flying start

Now whenever I hear a lawnmower my dick don’t work. Thank u President Trump sir

Shahed*

Well sir, I served in operation Reddit Chungus. I was jerking off in my barracks when an Iranian shared startled me and I soiled myself