Juan Desayuno

*weird grizzly voice he puts on for the radio* “You know what’s punk rock?! Respecting property rights”

He’s lived in Miami since 95, Gusano particles must be strong

When the Chinese Land Reform Movement [redacted] all the landlords all the buildings also got sent to the shadow realm

Imagine there’s a sizeable intersect

Charged with terrorism offences because I buy a crate load of these

Frosties are nearly 4 quid

Remember going to a classic car show with the in-laws and man, so many confederate flags. One guy was walking around with a t shirt saying INFIDEL. Bam this sick filth

There’s this weird new subculture blossoming of yer da dressing up like he’s about to fight the Battle of Britain. Lower than rockabilly guys

Five women in RAF uniforms with 40s hairstyles singing in a field

They’re calling it the most respectful rendition of we’ll meet again ever

I am never reading a Barney Ronay article though

Happy birthday! Many happy respects

One of the cool things about western foreign policy is that a tiny weird colonial
partition has become the destination for westerners want to live like the treatler elite while also doing unspeakable evil thinking they’re a Venetian maritime empire in Yemen, Sudan and east Africa

James McClean would like a word

Obviously we need to communicate better. You hate the utilities company don’t you?! We’re taking them on. No, not like *that*

Cop30 really reads like COPE doesn’t it. The Chinese century can’t come soon enough

“Fantastic curry; all very best, Kier Starmer”

Mac from Always Sunny sat in a karate gi next to country mac

I’ve heard of the posting brigades but come on

Do you think they’re going to do a Lucy Connolly style martyrdom campaign for him or is he just too much of a cunt even for the right

*Trying to describe the idea of a long wait to AmeriKKKans* imagine your burger taking forever

Saul Williams on NTS 🫡

I mean fair play, they said they were pro growth and they turned a routine football public safety gig into an excellent opportunity for racist grifters

*getting questioned by the police for turning up in the home end greased up like Bronson ready for a scrap* this is discrimination and you will be hearing from my solicitor

We’re bringing back physiognomy folks

Anglofuturism is an oxymoron. There can be no future for humanity unless the perfidious Anglo is either subjugated or destroyed

Imagining 35k yank soldiers just full on mutinying and turning to banditry

It honestly reads like a sort of Habsburg columnist consuming their own product. Like it’s got the incoherence of yer da free styling after decades of being cooked in Anglo media sphere, with more ominous implications

I read it as that annoying whimsy British columnists have. Like they’re being slightly facetious, apart from the threat of the communists and dour modernity holding us back. Imagine the future our techno-fash could unleash!