Tastes Like Purple

How are you going to monitor anything without a department dedicated to doing that? They’ve never explained that

He shouldn’t have broken the law if he didn’t want to be put in prison.

Telephoto shot of a big black crow in a tree. The grow is sitting on a lichen -covered branch. He's facing right and leaning down to clean his break on the branch.

Same crow, same branch. The crow is facing left, like a portrait of Washington. The tree's leaves are just starting to turn orange for the fall

A very handsome crow looking at us

The crow looking left again. Very handsome, very perfect bird. I love him.

Hi it's me, the insane person standing in front of the coffee shop saying "Who's a handsome bird?"

I thought they didn’t need us for anything. 🤔

I love that for you.

It’s fugly too.

They’re all working for ICE

He wants to win. That’s the cost he’s willing to pay to do that. Teams that blow their wad on 1-2 players never win. Sid never took a huge contract because he wanted excellent players beside him. The leafs blew their wad and never did shit with it.

“There’s only a couple people” is the most obnoxious bullshit

Congratulations 🎊🎈🎉

We’re dealing with the EXACT SAME PROBLEM. crazy people garner clicks. Craziness equals stress watching. All media cares about is an audience, no matter how many lies are told

*Taps mic* If the latest mass shooting on (checks paper) October 5th in (checks paper again) Alabama hasn’t convinced you that large gatherings might not be the best idea in the US, please reconsider…(checks paper)
or grocery store
or church
or school
or hospital
or business
or anywhere really.

Definitely going to get a pardon. Both her and diddy. They know too much about Donnie dipshit’s proclivities

They can’t predict injuries. They did the best they could with the info they had at the time. They’re playing well. They’re winning. Zero complaints

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Fuuuuuuuck

Chicago not playin! GTFO ICE! ✊🏼 #chicago #iceout

SSDD as the awesome Stephen king novel taught us

My ex husband found out real fast what it means to ignore and demean his brilliant daughter. She wants nothing to do with him and rarely responds to the occasional text messages he sends three times a year. That guy will find out what his attitude means to his kids as well

I went to college in the US and paid 2-3x the cost that American citizen students paid. I work in the US and pay US taxes (Canadian rules state that you pay taxes wherever you work). I’m married to a U.S. citizen and will pay US taxes forever. I still pay for all of these atrocities.

Only American citizens benefit from a healthcare deal. I work in America and I get a Canadian healthcare plan from an American employer. We don’t qualify for any American healthcare and wouldn’t be interested anyway. We already get most things covered through the double taxes we already pay.

American exceptionalism is dead and gone forever. America excels at nothing these days.

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Never let them see you challant. They want the challant. The challant is the point.

a group of people are standing in a kitchen and one of them has a fist up ALT: a group of people are standing in a kitchen and one of them has a fist up

Never let them see you challant. They want the challant. The challant is the point.

Yes. Any nickel or dime they can scrape out of people is going to someone, and THAT is the point.

I was religiously groomed as a child. In my freshman year of high school a nun told me I’m going to hell because my parents got divorced. That was it for me. I want nothing to do with a cult that dooms children to hell for the “sins” of their parents. Not a club I’m interested in being a part of

The entire city would shut down and Canada would think it was adorable

Yet another “you don’t live here so fuck off” American asshole who doesn’t understand that America sets the tone for the entire world, and that everything they do affects everyone everywhere.

American Exceptionalism is so last year. Accept the help. Accept the boost to your cause. Accept that you’re not exceptional anymore.