lou

bro

bad day

his oral fixation goes hard

his slutty youth pastor slay

what the fuck is wrong with him

your type is slutty 97z

sorry for electionposting aber HAHA LINDNER RÜCKTRITT

sooo viele leute ausm westen wollen auch immer so tun als läge das problem NUR im osten danit sie sicht nicht an die eigene nase fassen müssen, aber die afd hat bei mir im wahlkreis fast 13% und bei euch über 18% like wtf is going on

nein halt wirklich, wo ist die frau wenn man sie braucht

Fuck.

happy german election day to all who celebrate (are terrified of what could happen)

why are they so. Perky

chill nobody taking them from you

JAY HOPE FROM BTS ??????

god icb she's about to get a sister

they're probably not gonna be on the lineup again this year but there's still a tiny part of me hoping for a repeat of svtpalooza

lolla berlin 2025 lineup gets dropped in like two hours and like. nothing will ever compare to opening twitter last year, seeing seventeen listed, double-checking the legitimacy and IMMEDIATELY panic-buying weekend tickets

WHAT DID I SAY!!!!

in light of the caratland announcement i'm adjusting my prediction:

howoo unit march 17th (so they can perform the song at caratland)

no encore concert in april, BUT

10th anniversary concert on may 24th and 25th

full/ special album on may 26th

we're soooooo getting that howoo announcement today btw

screenshot of google docs page which reads “You’re bald,” is the first thing Seokmin says when she opens the door to her apartment. It comes out more like a question than she wanted it to, but the answer is very clear: Hansol is bald. Very obviously and irrevocably. Hansol smiles sheepishly from the doorway and runs a hand over the fuzz on her head. Seokmin feels her world tilt off-axis. “Soonyoung shaved it for me,” Hansol says. “I did his and then I thought hey, I’ve been wanting to try a buzz cut for ages, and I already had the clippers in my hand, and— does it look really ridiculous?” Seokmin shakes her head in stupor. “No, it looks cute, you look cute,” she says, and watches in delight as the tips of Hansol’s ears turn a lovely shade of pink. Truth be told, Seokmin always thinks Hansol looks cute. It kind of comes with the territory of having seen her grow from a lanky, awkward, semi-closeted teenager into the third most confident dyke in their friend group (and she's only third because there truly is no beating Jihoon or Minghao). It comes with the territory of being the only single lesbians among their group too, which comes with a stupid, ill-advised crush on Seokmin’s side, and the even more ill-advised occasional “unnie we should fuck,” from Hansol. It's not until Hansol has come inside and toed off her shoes that she looks at Seokmin, a stupid wide grin on her face, and thrusts a bag into Seokmin’s arms with a cheerful “happy birthday!” on her lips and an excited sparkle in her eyes.

happy 218s day here's a wip i'm definitely not finishing on time

have you tried the "we're just in jell-o" method? bc that helps me when nothing else does

i Cant i barely speak french and ive never been to brussels

there's still tix available for brussels and its on a saturday BUT NONE OF MY FRIENDS HAVE TIME

the universe doesnt want me seeing taemin

incredible 100/10

happy valentine’s day hehehe :-*

ooo they'll have to announce that SOON then