JoGo

They’re trying to kill us all so their fairytale comes true.

We need Jasmine Crockett to be the Chair of the Democratic National Committee.

Please.

Her and Corey would def have a lizard baby.

Prove it

Gonna take that as a “yes”

The side-eye Kaitlan gave the sycophant laughing in defense of KKKaroline was enough to last a lifetime

Credit where credit is due: The Department of War is the only part of this administration that lives up to its name.

They are literally scared SHITLESS of Talarico because OMG he's a white religious dude who actually understands the principles of Jesus BUT believes in separation of Church and State and the Constitution! And he's a great speaker! But he's a Democrat!

Pants are being shit, and I'm here for it.

Raskin tears Kristi Noem a new one: "Apparently when your blankie was left on one of the govt jets and not transported to the new one, your special govt employee, Corey Lewandowski, chivalrously stepped forward to fight the pilot -- mid air!"

I can’t believe we’re hosting the World Cup in three months. It doesn’t feel safe.

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Gimme a bottle… of anything

Pete Hegseth is one Iran update away from showing up smeared in fake blood, war paint and holding up plastic skulls.

YOYO (You’re On Your Own)

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‘80s action films deserve better than this, Ron.

Jasmine Crockett is a class act. 💙

Ecuador? What in the Team America fuck is going on?!

MSNOW doing all the candidates dirty with awful thumbnails. Jasmine Crocket is the only one serving face.

Fucking monsters

The administration’s plan for America is the same as their plan for citizens trying to flee the Middle East: You’re on your own (YOYO).

You guys are arguing over the accuracy of a fairytale about a zombie.

He's the same color as the fake gold behind him

This guy really ties the room together.

Tillis to Noem: "A 14 month old dog is basically a teenager in dog years. You decided to kill that dog bc you hadn't invested the appropriate training, then you have the audacity to write a book & say it's a leadership lesson! ... Those are bad decisions not unlike what happened in Minneapolis"

Or fed the room after midnight

Oh, I wouldn’t assume these freaks are following the Bible. The Bible©️®️™️ maybe, but not the Bible

No names needed

When will he die? When will the Epstein victims get justice? Will he successfully fuck with the midterms? Will his stooges ever face consequences? Will America ever wake up? This is why I cannot sleep or get any writing done.

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I’m waiting for one of the senators suffering through these Noem statements and filibusters to go full Bridesmaids and just end it with: “You’re a little cunt.”

If his rich friends can privately fund his ballroom, they can also fund his war in Iran.