Some words, like Fresca or Bactine, are just funny.
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Some words, like Fresca or Bactine, are just funny.
Alden by Egan - www.IanEgan.com
When your god hates the same people that you do... you are doing it WRONG. And again, this cartoon in 11 years old. I @#$% HATE it when my cartoons stay relevant. PLEASE make them go obsolete.
Alden by Egan - www.IanEgan.com
Alden by Egan - www.IanEgan.com
21.02.2025 03:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0www.IanEgan.com
19.02.2025 02:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've always gotten lost in thought... just staring off into space while my mind races through haystack clouds and technicolor dreams.
11.02.2025 00:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As I always say, EVERYONE has a talent. EVERYONE. So sing in the shower, doodle during a phone call, write cheesy poetry, learn how to play a "D" chord on a cheap guitar. Glory in your ability to amuse yourself, if no one else. It's so worth it.
11.02.2025 00:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Five people are expected to amass at least $1 trillion in wealth within the next decade.
11.02.2025 00:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0People just don't understand that Perfection is impossible to attain. So do the absolute best you can possibly do, and be comfortable with Good Enough. Live your live with honesty and integrity so that you have no regrets, because nothing kills happiness faster than regret.
08.02.2025 21:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Seriously. If you would've told me ten years ago that Liz Cheney was going to be one of the lone sane voices in the Republican Party, I would've laughed you out of the room.
08.02.2025 03:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There are things that live in the darkness who object to being disturbed.
06.02.2025 22:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When Rupert Murdoch made Fox News into a major political tool to control American opinion, he got his wish. Does he regret creating Trump? Do the original architects of the Tea Party (Newt, Cheney, Palin, Romney, et al) regret the rabid monster that has evolved out of what they helped bring about?
06.02.2025 22:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Look at you, rockin' it like a mutherfucker. You survived. Rejoice!
06.02.2025 22:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Son of God would be AMAZING telling a joke. I imagine he and his twelve buddies would take the boats out just to kick back with a jug of wine and a line in the water.
Any god that doesn't love to laugh and sing and hang out ain't my god.
Steve Sack of the Minneapolis Star Tribune.
04.02.2025 02:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In the creative arts fields, there are artists who try to make it all a competition like they need to have an enemy or a competitor to get the creative juices flowing. All it usually ends up doing is making them an outcast in their own creative community.
04.02.2025 02:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 065 years ago today on Feb. 3, 1959, rock-and-roll stars Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and J.P. "The Big Bopper" Richardson died in a small plane crash near Clear Lake, Iowa. The day the music died.
04.02.2025 01:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is hanging by the coffee maker in the dining room. I noticed that I've drawn lots and lots of cartoons about coffee in my life. I wonder why.
Alden by Egan - www.IanEgan.com
Just Because This Amuses Me #86054
04.02.2025 01:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mississippi didn't ratify the 13th Amendment abolishing slavery until Barack Obama was sworn in as the 44th POTUS.
03.02.2025 19:15 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I was eleven years old at the time. Black history IS American history.
03.02.2025 19:12 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Just Because This Amuses Me #43679
Alden by Egan
Brooke McEldowney draws both comic strips "9 Chickweed Lane" and "Pibgorn." The man is a certifiable genius.
02.02.2025 21:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just Because This Amuses Me #75365
Even a cartoon world has introverts. They're rare, they hide in the woods and only come out in the moonlight because the world is too peopley for them.
Alden by Egan - www.IanEgan.com
My great uncle Jack Egan basically told me this story when I was about eight years old when we visited his farm in County Galway. I remember he was a grand storyteller and he honestly believed in the Wee People.
02.02.2025 20:55 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Alden by Egan - www.IanEgan.com
02.02.2025 20:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You can't get your feelings hurt if you don't have them.
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