the hips of a medieval woman

yah

perfect interaction tbh

oh yah!!! hi!!
i liked what you said about furries, like how you're not one bc ur attracted to people with animal features instead of the other way around and i was like same

*vigorously stretches nearby you*

i actually dont know who this is all i know is i love the elder ones and i worship them

dont talk to me or my pantheon of gods and goddesses

you *is autistic*
people: is this flirting?

challenge level impossible: don't text my wife i miss her after she's been at work for one hour

wait am i the one who uses it unironically, bc i am actually stupid

it's really comforting when i go into the bathroom and smell a gnarly shit. it makes me feel less alone 😊

that's taking things too far

not to be a liberal cuck, but vegetables are actually delicious

yah honestly you need to get on that

i mean it was fine but u only played nothing without you once

just thinking about the time when i was a freshman in high school and i ran cross country. on one of our runs, the senior girls were running right behind me and then i had to fart and it was so big and stinky.

i can't believe that when i go to my job i have to work instead of dissociate in the parking lot for 8 hours.

being an elderly woman is such a slay

im actually the complete opposite of a chill guy

ill even squeeze it really slowly so it doesn't make a mess and u can just be in a blissful state of licking meat gogurt

gives u a weird meat tube as a treat

not to be woke but i think transitioning is cool actually

i love making lil guys

nothing beats being chronically online with ur friends

worshipping your *wife's* body >>>>>>>>>>>

im just a silly little guy in the body of a large and powerful woman

transition goals

i love when a transgender does some of the harshest screams over something stupid like a banjo

at least you're right!

i am all that i am