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pat reber

@fatreber.bsky.social

award-losing former local sensation. cohost of the Mutant Menace podcast. (he/him)

298 Followers  |  418 Following  |  188 Posts  |  Joined: 05.06.2023
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OBI WAN: you don't need to see his identification
STORM TROOPER (getting really hot in the suit): fine. move along.
OBI WAN: and these aren't the droids you're looking for
STORM TROOPER (lunch break was supposed to be an hour ago): i truly do not fucking care man. think for one second about my life

26.02.2026 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2744    πŸ” 429    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 12

first they came for the communists, and i said nothing because it was just a distraction

26.02.2026 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hey, this sounds familiar encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/t...

26.02.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4772    πŸ” 2207    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 41
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"This loud, clumsy stupid thing. This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it. Our weapons are quiet β€” precise. In time, I will teach them to you."

28.08.2024 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

eggplant parmarita

24.02.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Recipe: The Brown Apple

Prep Time: 0 minutes ⏲️

Ingredients:
β€’ 1 potato

11.02.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

@herecomestomorrow.net hi! big fan! are you able to open DMs to me? (please)

09.02.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i look like i’m sprinting away from ttrpg creators and community

09.02.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

v funny that all of green day is still doing those things with their hair

08.02.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m not surprised that you’re having trouble understanding me

07.02.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes, obviously, i can’t read your mind; i’m responding based on the context of your posts. that’s how posting online works, bringing us back to my original point.

07.02.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if you thought the typo is what made you look foolish here then you’re even further from understanding

07.02.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

wrong!

07.02.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

do you not understand how posting works

07.02.2026 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeeeeesh

02.02.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

omg imagine being one of the hosts that’s now buried deep within the epstein files

01.02.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
- Candy and sodas for all. - [ Cheering ]
06:00
S05E06 Marge on the Lam (1F03) 4 November 1993

- Candy and sodas for all. - [ Cheering ] 06:00 S05E06 Marge on the Lam (1F03) 4 November 1993

30.01.2026 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

go birds!

28.01.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"meagan how do you produce such a high volume of mediocre art" easy: I simply neglect other important aspects of my life

27.01.2026 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

24.01.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 20140    πŸ” 6997    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 184

tom waits

23.01.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no!

21.01.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
rick dalton pointing

rick dalton pointing

16.01.2026 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you’re placing him in opposition to abolishing ice, and in opposition to mothers not being shot in the face. but yeah i don’t think we need to discuss it any further than this

13.01.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nothing he said indicates he wants mothers to be shot in the face! do you see how that comes off as a smear against someone who has consistently warned - for years - that mothers would get shot in the face if we don’t abolish ice?

13.01.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

ooookay i think you mean β€œreactive” as in quick to react, not β€œreactionary” like the ultra-conservative political alignment haha.

the comments of his that you’re referencing don’t even conflict with β€œabolish ice or fuck off” - he’s analyzing, not endorsing, an emerging political trend

13.01.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

dude you just called him reactionary, and this very post saying he’s anti-abolish is still up. i don’t think you’re actually familiar with his work on- or offline, and you’re clearly hopping on a trend because of a petty personal disagreement about star wars

13.01.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

so we’ve gone from β€œmy post is verifiably true” to β€œmy post is probably true because, despite what he says and does, his online film opinions prove he’s secretly a fascist.”

i’m gonna mute this because i like you irl but c’mon man, this is not rational, you’re just smearing the guy

13.01.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

his position hasn’t changed, though. he continues to be consistent in wanting to abolish ice, and the original
comments weren’t endorsing the β€œmore training” approach, just analyzing it. your personal beef with him isn’t a reason to try to smear him

13.01.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he’s not parroting them, he’s exploring them. his opinion has been abolish ice, regularly and consistently, for like 10 years.

you had a bad personal experience with him, and i’m sure that sucked! but the original post you made just isn’t based in truth.

and he’s allowed to like bad movies haha

13.01.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0