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@fatreber.bsky.social

award-losing former local sensation. cohost of the Mutant Menace podcast. (he/him)

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batman and spider-man high-fiving

29.06.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m not gonna argue with you bud, this is not a serious position to take. it’s just genocide, you just want blood. look inward.

22.06.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a disaffected response, c’mon man be serious. do you really think a better solution to world war 2 would have been killing every citizen of germany?

you’re saying we should wipe out an entire civilian population because they’re *forced* into military service, based on a rickety poll you read once.

22.06.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeesh dude you are advocating for a genocide

22.06.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh thank you

24.05.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

all well-deserved!!

16.05.2025 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OReGAHNo??

13.05.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh don’t be such a baby. β€œwaaah i get yelled at for hating women! it’s not fair that people are mean to me when i align with donald trump!” it’s always this incessant whining

12.05.2025 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the toyotathon lady, jake from state farm, the liberty bibberty guy; these are my friends. gus the groundhog.

09.05.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

okay if we’re already creating a shared Karate Kid universe i think it should be absorbed into the Fast & Furious universe. would be pretty seamless with the stage each franchise is in.

07.05.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

jesus christ man get a grip

07.05.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wow…yes

06.05.2025 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
In the beginning we had a Jason Statham
playing a occupation who is secretly an
assassin every, 4 years.,

The Beekeeper to Working
Man was a year.

In 9 months it will be every 6 days.
In one year we'll have a Jason Statham secret assassin self cross over.

In the beginning we had a Jason Statham playing a occupation who is secretly an assassin every, 4 years., The Beekeeper to Working Man was a year. In 9 months it will be every 6 days. In one year we'll have a Jason Statham secret assassin self cross over.

04.05.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
UPHOLSTERER
MASSACHUSETTS KINDERGARTEN FRANKFURTER DELICATESSEN LIVERWURST

BIG WORDS WEDNESDAY

UPHOLSTERER MASSACHUSETTS KINDERGARTEN FRANKFURTER DELICATESSEN LIVERWURST BIG WORDS WEDNESDAY

BIG WORDS WEDNESDAY

30.04.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1309    πŸ” 142    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 17

go get em Steve!

30.04.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2025 is a deeply stupid time to be alive. I have to say sentences out loud like "Steak N Shake made a hard-right pivot" and then expect my wife to look me in the eyes and take me seriously. Embarrassing.

17.04.2025 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œstephen a smith is still weighing his options for 2028…”

17.04.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

your dad is christopher walken??

17.04.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😬😬😬

15.04.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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waiting on a potential job offer

15.04.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

found a guy that will teach me to be a Reacher for 1000 bucks. he says it’s not just the fighting stuff, too!

12.04.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

refocusing my career; i’m going to become a Reacher

12.04.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Clerks 3 actually meditates in this but…you’d have to watch Clerks 3

12.04.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

happy birthday!!

12.04.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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millie pic let’s get some engagement going

11.04.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if they’re gonna keep making reacher bigger then they should give him a lil belly to go with it.

11.04.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

passports cost over $100 and take weeks to obtain. you voted for a poll tax!

11.04.2025 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having beaten the shit out of a single larger man, narrative demands that Reacher spend the climax of next season beating the shit out of a large number of increasingly small men, either simultaneously or Matryoshka style.

09.04.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

ADD THE TUSH PUSH TO BASEBALL!

03.04.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

we’re about to see either a career high or career low season for nick castellanos

03.04.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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