Why couldn’t the jalapeño practice archery?

It didn’t habanero!

Taffy, I have missed you every day for the past year. You will be forever in my heart.

A meme that reads “When you find something you like so you get it in every color.” The image below is of three labrador retriever dogs. From left to right, they are a black lab, yellow lab, and a chocolate lab. They stand in a doorway on a hardwood floor.

😍😍😍

Yup.

I saw on the news that they're suggesting people check on the elderly due to the heat.
I'm usually up by 6am..
Bring donuts.

I was walking past my fridge last night and thought I heard two onions singing a Bee
Gees song.
But when I opened the door, it was just chives talking.

I’m so happy that you all have each other!!

I love this SO much!!!

I’m sure I have NO idea what he’s talking about!! 😉

Omg. This is Jasmine. She had an upper respiratory infection and she’s feeling all better but still has a tiny bit of inflammation giving her the funniest little trill-purr.

Yes! Their friendships are my favorite aspect of the show! ❤️

I feel like vacationing along the Gulf of Mexico this summer. Who’s with me?

You’re a kind-hearted man, Papa Woof!!! ❤️

“i bet there’s a couple seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible”

Awwww, Shucks!!

Sorry! Making your life easier is NOT in her job description!

Sounds like music from The Shining!

Since the orange abomination is a predator himself, he doesn’t find it a disqualification in others.

Instant Follow! 🤣

It's nearly 2025, and you still have a box of wires like this in your house.

Hi. I joined BlueSky yesterday, and today chose my first post . . . ⬇️