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The Comedian Drew Portnoy

@drewportnoy.bsky.social

🎭 German/English language comedian πŸ—žοΈ Co-Founder 20percent.berlin

1,676 Followers  |  5 Following  |  16 Posts  |  Joined: 06.10.2023
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Posts by The Comedian Drew Portnoy (@drewportnoy.bsky.social)

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Some thoughts on Fuggers and Musks!

#fugger

15.02.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A snowy German countryside from a warm train window seat is my second-happiest place.

#DeutscheBahn

14.02.2026 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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gebe zu, ich fand eine Γ€hnliche Reel von eine Ami Mutter die ΓΌber das Recycling der Schmierpapier ihrer Kinder geredet hat, so genial, das ich meine eigene Version gemacht habe. Ich finde das Reel nicht mehr um die zu taggen. Credit where credit's due

#umwelt #pfand #lifeingermany #americaninberlin

13.02.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're visiting northern Germany and you don't eat a FischbrΓΆtchen, were you even in northern Germany?

#fischbrΓΆtchen

13.02.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A quick German tip that I wish I'd known when I first started learning German! You can know what I didn't!

#learninggerman #learngerman #deutschlernen #germancomedy #americaninberlin

06.02.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Germans don't use the self-service checkouts for the same reason they don't cross on red: Let someone else be responsible for a few verfickte seconds.

05.02.2026 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bilingual Erziehung! Meine Kinder meinen deren Englisch ist besser als deren Deutsch aber ich finde sie im allgemeinen einfach spitze. Letzte Woche in Downstairs Comedy Club!

#germancomedy #comedyaufdeutsch #bilingualeerziehung #americaningermany #learngerman

05.02.2026 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can I get back on Subway Takes? My take this time is that America is too big. It needs to be divided up into four, maybe five smaller countries. Florida will probably have to be its own thing because don't nobody want that dumpster fire.

05.02.2026 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I've always said the 911 conspiracy nuts were crazy because politicians do their evil right out in the open ... and get away with it.

05.02.2026 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Germans love Abendbrot because life is complicated enough.

05.02.2026 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#369: Strikes, burning Teslas and did cops swipe €80k? And we get our Gendarmenmarkt back

πŸ—‘οΈ Trash strike over, BVG strike?
⚑ Stop burning Teslas
β›ͺ Gendarmenmarkt is back

The 20 Percent for March 14!

14.03.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Berlin fact: The blue track at the Olympic Stadium has been historically protected since the AfD built the stadium in 1935.

10.03.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My life so far:

1969-1991: OMG I COULD DIE ANY MOMENT IN A NUCLEAR WAR.

1991-2025: Things seem to be gradually getting better, maybe work on the climate?

2025 - ?: OMG I COULD DIE ANY MOMENT IN A NUCLEAR WAR.

10.03.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Squid Games 2 is so slow I'm just like: COULD THEY HURRY UP AND KILL ANOTHER HALF DOZEN OR SO?

#squidgames #netflix

09.01.2025 09:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People moving to Berlin now don't know how good they have it: There used to be just ONE Ikea and it wasn't even in Berlin it was in Spandau.

08.01.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What the world thinks Berlin looks like, what Berlin looks like:

07.10.2023 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1