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a shuppet just prevented a divorce in my pokemon video game

maybe I can make the chicken tomorrow

sometimes you have just green beans and rice for dinner because the idea of breading chicken feels like an impossible task

people saying “this food/drink you consume can be used for THIS isn’t that horrifying” as some kind of gotcha drives me bananas. like yeah dude. they also put ethanol in gasoline. people fill their toilets with water. things have many uses

Image from New Pokémon Snap featuring Quagsire, Wooper

Perfectly zen #Quagsire #Wooper #NewPokemonSnap #NintendoSwitch

this shit is why I hate fall and spring it was 80 degrees f earlier this week and it's now currently 35 deg f. what am I supposed to do with that

network effect + system collapse are so frikin good

lmk if you end up checking out the show, I’d be interested to hear your thoughts

(I finished the books last weekend after my local bookstore finally got a copy of network effect then I binged the show)

all

uh. its name is murderbot. which possibly raises some additional questions

[emotionally latches onto yet another fictional character who has a questionable and tenuous at best grasp on the concept of self-worth] haha it probably doesn't mean anything

I whispered "these two are friends" when I set a kitchen sponge next to another one on the counter after washing something

in case anyone is wondering how I've been doing lately

Wooper’s head in a popsicle stick!!

Wooper popsicle!!

#wooper #pokemon #art

automatic cars/evs with dials or buttons instead of a traditional stick-based gear selector belong in the scrapyard I don't care how modern the car is or how disconnected it is from the actual mechanism

Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption; "This too shall pass but like wtf"

Bruh

the green party makes me so upset bc (fptp issues aside) they would theoretically be the party for me based on their general values, but then you get into the specifics and they’re just ???? like being staunchly opposed to nuclear power

like some kind of fairytale land where you can let everyone free to do whatever the hell they want and they expect it to somehow magically Just Work Out

every time I vote I make sure to research every single candidate even when I’m 99% sure who I’m going to vote for, and I can say with confidence that I’ve never read a libertarian candidate’s platform without coming away certain that they are somehow living in a different plane of reality than me

I’m not sure there is anything that could impress me less than finding lettuce inside a potato

this is so relatable lmao, long before I even realized it myself my mental reaction to someone declaring “<male celebrity> is so hot/attractive/whatever” has almost always been “are you sure?”

A ditto thinking about turning into choccy milk! If I get 3k followers, it will happen!

Would go insane 💜

#ditto #pokemon #art

Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn't a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division

I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

YouTube video by girl in red girl in red - i need to be alone.

I just think it's kind of funny in a stupid way that this came on shuffle while I drove home this afternoon bc I couldn't stop crying at my desk youtu.be/ohKGB9ZLuaY?...

Ampharos is wearing a pink scarf.

💛

#ampharos #pokemon #art

trying to get back into chiptune after years of thinking of getting back into chiptune and decided to give game boy a shot as a new thing and wavetables are going to ruin me I think

an aisle sign in a grocery store. in white lettering on a black background, the rows on the left of the sign read: organic tea organic water soy milk

I’m going to commit a crime what the FUCK is organic water

another week of grocery shopping another week of watching someone put bananas in a plastic bag

had a dream I was visiting a nuclear power plant and the reactor’s fuel rods had names

the two I remember were Thessaloniki and Death Throes