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Travis Souders

@travissouders.bsky.social

I can’t dance but I like a beat

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A man has to stand for something

02.03.2026 05:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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She’s a beaut

02.03.2026 01:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We’re baking to fight off the horrors. It’s like 2020 all over again

01.03.2026 22:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Looking good sir,,

01.03.2026 21:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My Wes Anderson movie-ass life continues. Foraged these morels from the backyard today

01.03.2026 20:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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May I offer you a humongous plate of chilaquiles in these trying times

01.03.2026 16:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

01.03.2026 00:23 — 👍 4104    🔁 726    💬 10    📌 13

Would you bet your life on a guess as to whether Al Horford is still playing in the NBA

01.03.2026 02:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman is holding a book and talking about having a lot of questions . ALT: a woman is holding a book and talking about having a lot of questions .
28.02.2026 18:39 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A Ramadan breakfast in the middle of a match is cool as hell

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Your boy passed

26.02.2026 23:33 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Your boy goes for his PR accreditation panel presentation today. Good vibes welcome

26.02.2026 18:50 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*Jets Sam Darnold voice*
“Can’t open these chips”

26.02.2026 17:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can’t get over the example the US women are setting right now. Truly meeting the moment. Also can’t get over the fact they have to

26.02.2026 05:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The red meat in excess will getcha. Mix in a vegetable, Matt

26.02.2026 04:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very early for ABS but I love how it shows how hitters intimately know the strike zone, and it also erases those braindead ump misses on pitches right down the middle.

However, it’s kinda narc-adjacent on the borderline ones where the catcher rocked the frame job, so I’m torn

26.02.2026 04:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I personally liked it when our vice president didn’t look like a fat Cabbage Patch Kid with a beard

26.02.2026 01:29 — 👍 62    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0

I saw a commercial for it and thought surely somebody had wrapped the camera lens in aqua cellophane

26.02.2026 01:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was not right

26.02.2026 00:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You—yes, you—are a better writer than ChatGPT.

Knock it off.

Good talk

25.02.2026 23:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s a specific owner who still feels pissed off at Odunze who doesn’t want the ride again. I’m not getting it done with any kind of emotionally regulated manager

25.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The day to do it will be *checks notes* any time last year after Week 12ish

25.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I could get Odunze for Parker Washington and Davante in dynasty, right?

25.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 1

Our neighbors just brought us a loaf of banana bread in the dumping rain for no reason. I love it here

25.02.2026 01:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2 minutes of bumper ads and a 30-second musical intro. Fuck your podcast

24.02.2026 23:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My immaculate streak of always missing the presidential address will certainly not be broken by this shit-eating cartoon toad unless someone skeets that It has happened

24.02.2026 23:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pro tip: don’t read before bed if you’re gonna come across the name “Baphomet” and google it. The dreams will be…not good

24.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Don’t think they make a “Keller” in men’s XL but I’d absolutely buy one

24.02.2026 04:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0