Travis Souders

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Well, no. I have *good* opinions

Like, sure: vanilla bean can be the best *vanilla* ice cream. But cmon.

No ice cream not containing chocolate can claim best anything except “best non-chocolate ice cream”

Daylight saving is the Grim Reaper of getting my kid to bed at 7 so my wife and I can finally have a few adult hours to ourselves. Strongly oppose

I’ve Become a Hater: one man’s journey to yet another goddamn kid’s birthday party

The unsaid message: as far as Fox is concerned, and as a propaganda prop, a dead soldier’s a dead soldier’s a dead soldier. Doesn’t matter who died.

The Islanders are 9-0 in OT. I’d have considered simply winning it in regulation

Celebrini has been getting his head kicked in this game and has held up well

It’s so bad Dave

Not to be dramatic, but if true, these are the worst I’ve ever seen

I think this is true of *modern* teenagers, who aren’t cool. They don’t like coffee, drugs, alcohol, or sex. Lamest generation

Same. I’d probably be 6-8 if I hadn’t!

Many are calling it the “most Dad Saturday ever achieved”

I once had an editor whose only rule for length was “give it whatever it needs.”

I also think good writers can make 600 words feel like 300.

Oh, I hated the Dodgers before I liked the Giants.

My grandpa, from Brooklyn, was a Dodger fan and had a game on when I was a kid. He had just beaten me at chess, and had not gone easy on me, and I was mad, so I actively rooted against his team. (I was 8.)

I having a loving hatred of them. :)

You followed for inane fantasy discussion, but you’re gonna occasionally get Proud Dad content

Kiddo won a school value award. What a cool person

lol yes, but it really was that much though

Costs $69 to fill my tank (granted, premium) at Costco. West Coast Best Coast baybeee

Insane how ominous this post has the potential to be

Lamar digs the Schenn trade

First time I saw The Apprentice, I thought, "Hopefully someday I will be informed of this man's every bruise or skin condition."

I know John Dowd when I see him

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Ya I got an American deal

I left my luggage unattended for 2, almost 3 minutes while I paid $48 for a chicken sandwich and an Amstel Light. I’m finally free

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

She looks like the Team America puppet version of herself

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

The Bills have flipped DJ Moore to the Colorado Avalanche for eight conditional 7th-round picks