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@sirfahrenheit.bsky.social

I tempt the whatever from high atop the thing. #SicEm

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“She’s stacked up like overdue books.”

“She’s thicker than coastal humidity.”

11.08.2025 16:23 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Sam For Marietta Sam Foster is running for Mayor to reduce the cost of living, make streets safe to walk and bike, and build a Marietta for everyone

Consider supporting Sam’s campaign, even if you’re not in Georgia.
He is his own campaign manager, social media manager, and is not funded by any major businesses unlike his opponents.

samformarietta.com

11.08.2025 11:50 — 👍 14    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

If Wood County had gotten the railroad instead of Dallas County I’d be the kind of rich that makes people not have any sense.

11.08.2025 13:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This fits, my family is kind of a big deal in Winnsboro

11.08.2025 13:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

They relocated and renamed the NHL team so that we’d forget our longing for ambergris! But we will never forget!

11.08.2025 13:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

The children year for the whaler!

11.08.2025 13:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Bring back whale oil lamps!

11.08.2025 13:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

If there’s one thing this country was founded on it’s whaling but because of woke you can’t even go on a fruitless 18 month whaling voyage and that’s what’s wrong with America today.

11.08.2025 13:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Cute baby elephant playing next to its mothers huge foot

Cute baby elephant playing next to its mothers huge foot

11.08.2025 13:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the fifth paragraph in the story

11.08.2025 12:29 — 👍 49    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 3
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11.08.2025 11:59 — 👍 385    🔁 80    💬 17    📌 6

Laplace’s Dumbshit

11.08.2025 00:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ok this is a great line tho

10.08.2025 23:44 — 👍 941    🔁 192    💬 27    📌 4

This is fuckin cool

10.08.2025 23:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Christ almighty

10.08.2025 22:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That really is amazing feeling

10.08.2025 22:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@baseballdo.bsky.social

10.08.2025 22:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And when Spencer said Toad was pantaloons and hat meat. And then like 2 days later Stormy Daniels said Trump’s dick looked like Toad.

10.08.2025 22:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The intro of Bobby Petrino getting fired at Louisville is set to never delete from my podcast feed.

10.08.2025 22:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

6 pm is a respectable time for an adult to go to bed.

10.08.2025 22:16 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 1

More like Lone Woke Texas

10.08.2025 21:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man wearing a safety vest says " dude hangs dong " ALT: a man wearing a safety vest says " dude hangs dong "
10.08.2025 20:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol, it’s a bear claw. The 2010 team started it. If they do something strong, they do the bear claw. If they do something fast they do deer antlers.

10.08.2025 20:17 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And send Doug to a maximum security federal prison.

10.08.2025 20:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like doing cocaine off a rainbow with a mermaid and her pet unicorn

10.08.2025 20:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I’m not going to look up the nascar guy’s name, I just always picture Stan Van Gundy racing in nascar and that’s good enough for me

10.08.2025 19:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The wrong people have money and power

10.08.2025 19:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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