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Nah, this is just a celebration of hotdogs, I’ll celebrate when she gets cuffed and hauled off.

A blue plate on my countertop with 4 hotdogs on it with mustard

What the hell, I’m not driving

This was such a long day at work, but I finally closed my laptop and now it’s time to kickback and enjoy a few hot dogs

You know what fuck it why not nothing matters anymore.

He’s not even trying to be respected, that’s not what he’s going for. You’re forcing that respect onto him against his will and against everything he wants to be.

“Markwayne Mullin” is a serial killer name

There should be a shame ceremony when a cabinet member gets fired. You should get slimed on television or something at least.

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Trump considers firing DHS Secretary Kristi Noem, sources say The president has made no decision, but he has told lawmakers that he is unhappy with her testimony this week before House and Senate committees, sources said.

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Nobody on earth loves to pick up the phone and call a journalist as much as “a source with direct knowledge of the president’s thinking.”

The oldest in a navy sport coat, jeans, brown shoes, and a white button down shirt cheesing it up in a before school picture

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Not unless you’re prepared to drain the world’s oceans

Signed, Joe Dickhead

Now, let’s do one more thought exercise.

My bad

Please tell me before I go to work tomorrow

I’ll start saving it

Bet he wishes he’d have done that whatever tour in Thailand now

The ONE thing I won’t eat. I’ll eat bugs. I’ll eat ANYTHING that comes from the ocean. I HAVE eaten mayonnaise on pizza. But i won’t eat black licorice.

I wish I were better, but whatever is in my head is getting dumped here 😂😂😂

🤘🤘🤘TARANTULA DICK 🤘🤘🤘

This is great advice a fantastic advice - that I will not ever follow. To my detriment.

People are making fun of this but at the end they open mouth kiss and it's actually kind of beautiful. They're clearly doing hand stuff too but they don't show it.

Bet

It’s TV Time from Deltarune. I tried to get him to pick I Look Good by Chalie Boy but he wanted a video game song

a woman in a leather jacket is dancing in a room while a man in a red coat stands behind her . ALT: a woman in a leather jacket is dancing in a room while a man in a red coat stands behind her .

Jasmine Crockett is cool again now that she's fighting Kristi Noem.

I’m showing him this picture tomorrow and it’s going to get me in trouble