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Posting this image everyday until a TTYD Switch 2 update is announced Day 29

Whoever makes a TTYD version will be my hero

Take a wild guess

Now that it's been a couple days, who is your main in Mario Tennis Fever?

If Wrinkly Kong started dating someone would she be cheating on Cranky Kong. Like if it's "till death do us part"

Posting “my lungs got no oxygen and PlayStation got no games” as I start to black out

What can I say Vivian is way more fun to draw than Koopley… Koopa moment

gave me an idea lol. also because i saw someone calling her actual hat candy cane like

I have no idea what this is about but why does person on the left have one of those sweatshirts that was super popular on Roblox in like 2016

When a battle starts in the Dream World in Mario & Luigi: Dream Team

ttyd in an alternate timeline #papermario

Only now just realizing the implications of this. They had the wind based partner idea first and then came up with Flurrie. These are the partners we almost had instead

Nintendo hire this woman

new crack ship for valentine's

This

He just wants to help people! He doesn't ask for anything in return

the Peach headcanons about friendzoning Mario despite how many times she gets rescued have always felt deeply sexist to me. just got a gross feeling from them. same with the “Peach gets kidnapped so she can fuck Bowser” headcanon. that’s a new level of Divorced

"I saved you so you HAVE to love me"

It's funny because Bowser's motivation in Tennis Fever is restoring Peach because he thinks she'll love him in return 😭 like if that's what the VILLAIN is doing…

#PaperMario here have a Valentine's Vivian

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Sorry guys Paper Crump is cancelled 😔

It's Paper Magnus now 🔥

Vivian's not the only girl Goombella calls cute

MORE MS. MOWZ (and Daroach)

#PaperMario #Kirby

Posting this image everyday until a TTYD Switch 2 update is announced Day 28

He's single btw

Heels

This would be a funny response to AI bros though

Posting Mario RPG memes every day until TTYD or Brothership get a Switch 2 Upgrade Day 24

what if koopley finds a misterious rock

this is just canon