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Andrew Variously

@noumenon.bsky.social

Andrew Critchley: real person, technical writer, lives in Spain, reads a lot. Andrew (Leon) Hudson: unreal person, genre writer, edits Mythaxis Magazine (mythaxis.co.uk) https://linktr.ee/andrewleonhudson

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Text reads: "Goalkeeper Craig Gordon, 43 next month, has his hands in his gloves in disbelief as the Hampden Park DJ hits play on Freed From Desire. This is not a dream."

Text reads: "Goalkeeper Craig Gordon, 43 next month, has his hands in his gloves in disbelief as the Hampden Park DJ hits play on Freed From Desire. This is not a dream."

I'm very happy for the Scots about getting to a football World Cup for the first time in nearly 30 years, but I don't think the BBC's reporting quite encapsulated the depth of feeling on the night

19.11.2025 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
NOVELETTE AVAILABLE NOW
A picture of the cover (Black silhouette of a house, trees, and fence over a red sky. Text: The House of Forgotten Things by Addison Smith"
Arrows point to the cover, denoting "Generational Trauma, Haunted Cellar, Karma Ghosts, Twisted Tradition, Haunted House."

NOVELETTE AVAILABLE NOW A picture of the cover (Black silhouette of a house, trees, and fence over a red sky. Text: The House of Forgotten Things by Addison Smith" Arrows point to the cover, denoting "Generational Trauma, Haunted Cellar, Karma Ghosts, Twisted Tradition, Haunted House."

Releasing my horror novelette "The House of Forgotten Things" into the world today! In the spirit of "Fuck Amazon," the book is only available on my Payhip store, which provides information for downloading and transferring to your device!

Please share! πŸ₯Ή

payhip.com/b/Dxa78

13.11.2025 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A blue card reading "Featured Programming" and "The Blue Pencil Cafe" leads three circular avatars of editors, Rebecca Bennett, Carl Engle-Laird, and Andrew Leon Hudson. A white TriCon logo is in the bottom right corner, and a yellow button reading "Sign-ups begin December 22nd" in the bottom left.

A blue card reading "Featured Programming" and "The Blue Pencil Cafe" leads three circular avatars of editors, Rebecca Bennett, Carl Engle-Laird, and Andrew Leon Hudson. A white TriCon logo is in the bottom right corner, and a yellow button reading "Sign-ups begin December 22nd" in the bottom left.

What kind of programming will you find at TriCon? All kinds of stuff, like the Blue Pencil Cafe!

Sign up for a 1-on-1 session with an editor! Spaces are limited, & sign-ups open December 22nd!

Featuring @englelaird.bsky.social, @mythaxis.bsky.social, and @heartlines-spec.com, with more to come!

04.11.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of Barcelona, taken from a wooded hill within the city with a clear, pale morning sky and the ocean horizon in the distance

Picture of Barcelona, taken from a wooded hill within the city with a clear, pale morning sky and the ocean horizon in the distance

Just finished the best book I'll read this year: "A Natural History of Empty Lots" by @christopherbrown.bsky.social – thanks for writing something so beautiful!

Pic (because why not? πŸ™‚) is Barcelona as viewed from one of the wooded hills within the city, beside Parc GΓΌell and just uphill from home.

02.11.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Putting out my shingle for a limited number of customers for November! All proceeds go to getting me a new computer that can handle design better than my poor laptop. Please share, and if you are interested, drop me a DM!

30.10.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Portal fantasy. But the portal is the door on the front of a cuckoo clock.

09.10.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Science fiction. But the science is phrenology.

09.10.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Body horror. But the body is the student body.

09.10.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Think I'm going to grow my moustache party-long but keep it business-short online to maximise the admiration/horror when I'm encountered in person

01.10.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guess what? Delighted to welcome contributors new and returning, and delighted by their stories: serious, moving, sinister, and heartfelt. Also some great audio versions and other reading recs.

Thanks to all who've gotten involved!

28.09.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very much our pleasure πŸ™‚

28.09.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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14.09.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Tom Lehrer - An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer (Full Album) (Public Domain)
YouTube video by Kevin Palmeri Tom Lehrer - An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer (Full Album) (Public Domain)

Very sad today: RIP, Tom Lehrer.

I've been a fan for maybe 40 years. He was a favourite of my grandfather, and my mum introduced me to "An Evening Wasted with..." (and deftly dodged my confusion about the Oedipus Rex lyrics).

I'll poison a dove for you today, Mr. Lehrer πŸ’”πŸ•ŠοΈπŸ₯Ή

youtu.be/PYA-jgI1ryg

28.07.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ten (technically eleven) authors by whom I've read more than five books (who aren't on the same list as @addi.social πŸ˜‰):

Maj SjΓΆwall and Per WahlΓΆΓΆ
Patrick O'Brian
Edith Pargeter (as Ellis Peters)
Colin Dexter
John Sandford
Ian Fleming
Kim Stanley Robinson
Stephen King
Enid Blyton
Frank Herbert

28.07.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of "An Experiment on a Bird in the Air Pump" by Joseph Wright 'of Derby', a beautiful oil painting of a scene that would get you well cancelled if you tried it these days.

Photo of "An Experiment on a Bird in the Air Pump" by Joseph Wright 'of Derby', a beautiful oil painting of a scene that would get you well cancelled if you tried it these days.

Close up on a painting of a girl's face that looks like an AI botched it, from "An Experiment on a Bird in the Air Pump" by Joseph Wright 'of Derby'

Close up on a painting of a girl's face that looks like an AI botched it, from "An Experiment on a Bird in the Air Pump" by Joseph Wright 'of Derby'

I was at London's the National Gallery last week, and surprised to discover that Joseph Wright 'of Derby' was using Generative "AI" to do his paintings for him back in 1768.

13.07.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, people throw that word around too easily these days πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚ but thanks!

08.07.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, needed a little time to fan away the vapours, but I've got myself under control again. Congrats to all involved in Motives Unknown, either between the covers or behind the scenes!

07.07.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The closing story is "Skeletons" by @bethrdb.bsky.social (excuse the fannish gush here 😊) and I thought it was just beautiful in every way - the characterisation, the narrative, the prose, all of it. And, as a final sentence with which to end this story, and book, you could not really ask for more

07.07.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't speak for the Motives Unknown editors, but I can speak for myself as one: when I put together a collection, I try to give it a structure (even if it passes beneath the notice of everyone who reads it!)

All I can say about Motives Unknown is: they must have decided to save the best for last.

07.07.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was already proud to be included in this anthology, even more so now I've read it. Lots of stories to enjoy here - particular favourites for me include "What Gets Forgotten" by Joey McGarvey, "Algorrhythmia" by David Lawrie, and "Table 4" by Abby Walker, but everything had something

07.07.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Motives Unknown: A Northern Crime Anthology - Dead Ink Books Welcome to the North. Sprawling cities. Lawless rural landscapes. A long and unforgiving history. Here is where the winds blow cold and the nights are long. An actor takes his preparation a little too...

Finally got myself back to Blighty and collected my copy(z) of MOTIVES UNKNOWN from @deadinkbooks.bsky.social - cue immediate reading binge, now completed

It's this, buy a copy:

deadinkbooks.com/product/moti...

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07.07.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

As always, huge thanks to our latest group of contributors! Some very nice fiction, some very interesting analysis.

Also, my most grave apologies to Josh Pearce for having to tolerate ME providing the read of his story... πŸ˜‰

30.06.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Speaking not as editor but as, currently, @mythaxis.bsky.social's one-man slushteam, I welcome the prospect of a six month break from submissions. Still lots to do around the zine, though – but I might even finish a bit of writing myself as well πŸ™‚

19.06.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I once observed to someone when we first met that her attitude to having kids was the same as my attitude to having drinks, specifically that seven was enough. Still friends.

27.05.2025 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love all our storychildren equally, of course...

18.05.2025 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Duncan Fallowell's April 1972 review of Nick Drake's Pink Moon (in Records and Recording magazine).

14.05.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

I will always love Parasite.

14.05.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guess we know which the 51st state is going to be then.

08.05.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fresh from Belfast Eastercon, it's submissions time!

mythaxis.co.uk/submissions....

We're hungry for sf/f/h with our eye on 2026, but especially for crime subs - slots to fill in our winter All-crime issue.

Photo(shopped) credit to @rickandwrite.bsky.social

23.04.2025 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Tfw you're a massive jits-wrestler/fantasy writer crammed into an aircraft rest room when you should be accepting your BSFA award

20.04.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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