Can I have a moment to say how great Martin Short looks for 75. I want to look that great at that age.
24.07.2025 01:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can I have a moment to say how great Martin Short looks for 75. I want to look that great at that age.
24.07.2025 01:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump sending the Marines into LA is pushing us dangerously close to a Tiananmen Square situation
10.06.2025 01:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching Étoile on Amazon Prime and I fricken love this show. Is Cheyenne nuts? Absolutely. Is Jack losing his mind? Possibly. Are Mishi’s parents the worst? 100% God, I hope this show gets a second season #Étoile
05.05.2025 01:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also we can’t track deaths from Covid but we can track people with Autism? Get the f’ out of here
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What in the ever loving F***. This is not okay under any circumstances.
22.04.2025 23:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I turned on #espn last night because the guide said it was playing “corgi races”, which did not disappoint. Turned my tv on today and now “slippery stairs” are on. I did not know these sports existed. 🤣 #corgiraces #slipperystairs
20.04.2025 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Taking a cruise in May (because I am terrified to fly right now) and I just learned about this whole hiding rubber ducks on cruise ships game (thanks #DoctorOdyssey). I can get down with this nonsense #quackers
29.03.2025 22:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Went to the store today and came back with three Games and Trials books. I think it is time for me to admit I have a trope problem #books
18.03.2025 20:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have hit the moment at work when I realize I need a vacation. Unfortunately I have 72 days to wait
12.03.2025 20:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My first world problem: trying to figure out where to purchase Sunrise On the Reaping. Walmart, Target, and Barnes & Noble all have exclusive editions but don’t really say what the “exclusive” content is. #HungerGames
02.03.2025 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love watching The Food That Built America on the History channel. The sheer weirdness of food history is great. Tonight’s TIL: Cool Ranch Doritos came out before people knew what Ranch dressing was.
25.02.2025 03:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That must be terrifying. I’d probably bang my head on them left and right
24.02.2025 13:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do men just not see dust? Or has the concept of dusting just eluded my husband? #dusteverywhere
24.02.2025 04:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
History: “Eventually the incompetent fascists invariably lose power and then society recovers in a new and stronger way”
Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??”
History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”
Well I just spent too much money on gym clothes during my lunch break… again
13.02.2025 17:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you are driving and All Too Well (10 minute version) starts playing, are you a normal person who can turn off the car when you arrive at your destination even if it’s the middle of the song? Or are you trapped in the car being emotionally wrecked until it’s done like me? #swiftieproblems
13.02.2025 02:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🤦♀️ I want to meet the person this has ever worked for.
13.02.2025 00:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0PSA: if you ever paint walls in your house, save the name of the paint color somewhere. Current me would have benefitted from past me writing down the shade of turquoise blue I painted my office 🤦♀️
12.02.2025 21:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*screams into the void* Hello 👋
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